San Francisco's first bottomless bar opens to a standing room only crowd

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 June 2023

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The girls that work there are the sexiest and the prettiest in the entire state.

The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar."

The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street.

The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La Scandalicious which is owned by a former San Francisco 49er running back named Packard "Packy" Pepperbox.

La Scandalicious will feature attentive bottomless barmaids, who tower over patrons in intimidating six-inch imported Italian stiletto heels.

The club will have a security detail of four off-duty San Francisco police officers, also in heels, to insure that there will not be even a hint of a problem.

The four SFPD officers will each carry a 50,000 volt taser gun, plus two bottles of industrial pepper spray, as well as an Uzi machine gun.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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