The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar."
The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street.
The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La Scandalicious which is owned by a former San Francisco 49er running back named Packard "Packy" Pepperbox.
La Scandalicious will feature attentive bottomless barmaids, who tower over patrons in intimidating six-inch imported Italian stiletto heels.
The club will have a security detail of four off-duty San Francisco police officers, also in heels, to insure that there will not be even a hint of a problem.
The four SFPD officers will each carry a 50,000 volt taser gun, plus two bottles of industrial pepper spray, as well as an Uzi machine gun.
