
The curious life of Charles Darwin
It's midnight, and wolves can be heard howling during a full moon. With a window open, the strong scent of lavender can be detected in the home of Robert Darwin's family. Mrs. Darwin is ready to give birth, and she's in labor pains. They have deci…
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Jail time for Trump?
The orange jumpsuit? Shaved head? Janitorial duty? Behind bars like Martha Stewart? No problem! Martha managed with grace and is more prominent and affluent than before. So it should be a cinch for Trump. His fellow jail-mates will add to a new co…
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Jennifer Lopez proudly boasts that her new silly string bikini panties are the nation's number 1 seller
Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings, recently interviewed Jennifer Lopez at a Casa de Masa Mexican restaurant, where she unveiled her latest sensation: the Silly String Bikini Panties. These innovative panties, available in a convenient…
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Kim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise
America's "Power Couple" Kim Kardashian and Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho have just purchased the California burger chain known as "Burger Bandit." The franchise was formed in 2001, by Hollywood actors Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper,…
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