The Left Coast Mirror is reporting that several fast food restaurants in the L.A. area will be adding masseuses to their working staff.
The masseuses will have a table set up in a corner of the restaurant where anyone who needs a massage can get one at a very reasonable rate, or even included in certain meal deals.
One confused patron asked for a "happy ending" and was surprised when he received a kids meal.
Masseuses employ some unique techniques befitting their fast food spas, including gherkin eye masks, steamed taco body wraps, hot stone massage using freshly baked fries and special sauce infused baby oil. ■
