Colorado's infamous all-girl heavy-metal band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Mamas are headed to prison

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 18 June 2023

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Don't drop the soap girls.

Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana.

Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills.

And now Music Moments Magazine is reporting that the lawbreaking gal band was caught down in Alabama with trying to steal over 400 bales of cotton on their band equipment truck.

Now for those who do not know, the state of Alabama does not fool around when it comes to cotton. And the last person who tried to steal Alabama cotton was Ruford "Bubba" Dimmit, who tried 16 years ago and he is still sitting in The Dixie Land State Prison in Quack Quack, Alabama.

Meanwhile the band members were caught with four times what Dimmit stole, so it looks like the heavy metal rock band bitches will be performing lots and lots and lots of concerts in prison.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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