Trump the traitor has just become the poster punk for the "Damn Pathological Liars" fraternity

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 10 June 2023

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"The world's biggest fucking liar ever...EVER!!!!!!! - PRESIDENT PUTIN

The Daily Max has just announced that the person convicted of illegally taking EXTREMELY classified defense department documents from the White House has just been named by the Damn Pathological Liars fraternity as their 2023 poster person.

A spokesperson with DM said that the Trumptwat received 883 votes out of a possible 889.

6 members were absent from the vote, visiting Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un at the East Asian chapter of the DPL fraternity.

Respected Republican maven Elizabeth Cheney stated that Trump lies more than all of the magical rugs in Persia.

The US Society For Therapeutic Castings, which numbers over 4 million members recently published several excerpts from several books that clearly state that Trump needs to be institutionalized for the good of his family, his one or two remaining friends, and for his damn low-life self.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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