Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 28 June 2023

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"Trump is more hated than Hitler, Hirohitio, Ann Coulter, and Satan." -POPE FRANCISCO

Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again.

Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to have the star fixed.

She divulged that the Trump's star is going to be removed and destroyed and in it's place they will be adding the star of another individual who is hated by millions, Greg "The Swamp Creature" Gutfeld.

Meanwhile, when Trump was told of the vandalism, he, of course, replied that it is nothing more than a hoax that was probably committed by some of Nancy Pelosi's family members.

SIDENOTE: When Pelosi was told of Moby Trump's comment she rolled her eyes and replied that the Nazi bigot can shove a Chiquita banana up his anal cavity.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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