The United Kingdom's Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the British submarine, The Sherwood Forest, has just sunk a Type A Russian munitions ship,The Siberian Witch.
The Russian frigate was apparently headed toward the Ukranie to deliver a load of rockets, grenades, bullets, and napalm to the Russian troops.
Tickety Boo's Grover Buck stated that The Sherwood Forest is commanded by Capt. Finnegan Bambush of Tottenham, who just happens to be the nephew of Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles.
Capt. Bambush, stated that he received a land to sea phone call from King Charles III, who remarked, "That twas bloody well done mate, bloody well done indeed it twas."
