The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in the ring for just two minutes, just two fucking minutes.
The Chief says that he will grab the Orange He-Whore and in less than 18 seconds he will tie him up like a motherfucking pretzel so bad that it will take a team of 6 bakers to unpretzelize him.
In the meantime, Trump will be so damn traumatized that he will not be able to keep food down including Big Macs, McFries, McSushi, or even McNuggets.■
