The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 19 June 2023

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"You do not mess with the Goombalini's." -THE FBI

There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit.

Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous brain he will hightail it out of America and move to Scotland, Greece, or even Russia.

Goombalini said that there are no less than 17 Republican organizations who do not want to see Trump return to the White House, where the mofo did absolutely nothing but play golf, lie, eat Big Macs, play golf, grab pussy, and play golf. ■

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