Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 June 2023

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The American Food News Agency named Anson's restaurant "The Best Diner West of The Mississippi."

The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres writer Tahiti Zeppelin that he has had lots and lots of girlfriends, but never one like Taylor.

When asked what makes her different, Mount took a shot from his El Matador Tequila bottle, smiled like the Cheyenne cat that swallowed the Corpus Christi canary and replied, "The woman is 'All Woman."

He then added that she knows more effin ways to please her man (that be ME) than any woman he has ever dated and that includes Playboy bunnies, Hooters girls, Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, pole dancers, New York City Rockettes, and even Khloe Kardasian.

Anson says that his brand new barbecue diner is doing gangbuster business.

He said that his number one seller is the Hell On Wheels Double Meat Cheeseburger which comes with a side order of Habanero peppers, which are just about the hottest friggin' peppers outside of China. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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