The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%.
He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the hots for his son Donald "Dopey" Trump Jr's., fiancee, Kimberly Guilfoyle ever since he first laid his leering eyes on her.
The Orange Orca Whale said that he was instantly attracted to her Guatemalan beauty. [WRITER'S NOTE: Guilfoyle is actually Puerto Rican.]
Gutfeld divulged that his buddy, the low-life, bottom feeding he-bitch said that Kimmy has the prettiest ankles he has ever seen.
He also revealed that the former "Golfer-In-Chief," paid for Guilfoyle to get a "GOP" tattoo on her bikini line.
