The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck.
Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose.
One fire chief in Bowling Green, Kentucky, Capt. Homer Cappabroom, stated that with the new Tesla fire truck, his firefighters can get to the fire in half the time, and as soon as they arrive at the conflagration, every fireman can quickly exit the vehicle through it's state-of-the-art saloon door type doors and begin battling the inferno.
Musk has said that the new Tesla Firefly Firetruck has already been ordered by 297 fire companies throughout America.