An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 22 June 2023

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"The 'Shaker' was a bitch!" -PRESIDENT XI JINPING

A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc.

Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry.

Reports are that approximately 89% of the fortune cookie industry has been demolished.

One of the largest fortune cookie producers in the world "Fortune Cookies 'R' Us" had their entire 9-building complex totally demolished.

Chinese President Xi Jinping is contemplating having to buy millions of fortune cookies from Ecuador.

Meanwhile, Chinese restaurants in America are upset at the fact that they will all run out of fortune cookies within a week or so.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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