Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 June 2023

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"Hell is the best place for this low-life, vagina-grabbing, racist." -GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE

Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future.

Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way ticket to "Inferno City."

His other son Don "Dopey" Trump Jr., added that his father had better buy the best sunscreen known to man because with his orange complexion, he will certainly resemble a friggin Halloween pumpkin.

Meanwhile, his estranged wife Melania stated "Donald he ease nossing but a lying beach, who grabs poosie, eats Big Macs, and dreenks Pabst Blue Reebun beer.

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