Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 19 June 2023

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Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?!

She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the other team, but damn was she wrong. She noted that he has no inclinations to vegetarianism at all - he's a red-meat man through and through!

Spears said that she and Andy, as she calls him got matching tattoos to celebrate their new found friendship.

When asked what the tattoo was, Brit giggled, took a sip of her El Matador Tequila and said that the two lovebirds had vowed to keep it a secret, but rumous are that Anderson has a big Oscar Meyer wiener and Britney has a big open hot dog bun, dripping with mayo.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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