Katy Perry may be fired from American Idol - and Jennifer Lopez may be replacing her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 25 June 2023

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Katy hated playing the 'bad judge.'

The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry.

It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's executives decided that Miss Perry would play the part of the 'bad cop,' or to be more specific, the 'bad judge."

The show's executives wanted someone to take the place of Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" and to adopt his mean-as-hell style to get more 'watchers.'

In the meantime, Katy, started getting tons of hate mail, hate text, and hate cell phone calls telling her that the cartels were going to find her and silence her belligerent mouth.

Info guru Andy Cohen has divulged that the hot, sexy, Latina firecracker Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) may be Katy's replacement.

Katy is reportedly suffering from stress, strain, loss of appetite, loss of weight, and her hubby says that her orgasms have virtually disappeared.

Meanwhile, Miss Perry has filed a $42.8 million lawsuit against American Idol.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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