Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 June 2023

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"Gazy is a stud among studs!!!" -KIM KARDASHIAN

Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting."

Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-boyfriends, her ex-lovers, and even her three loser ex-husbands.

Kay-Kay told Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle, that "Gazy" has more sexual prowess in his left little finger than all of her former lovers had in their entire bodies; especially Kanye "The Pest" West.

She noted that not only is her new sexy Spanish boyfriend a fantastic matador but he also plays the guitar, the drums, the marimba, and the mouth organ (harmonica).

Kim noted that he recently wrote a love song about her titled, "I Have Seen Thousands of Female Asses, But Yours, Oh My Goodness - Your Ass Miss Kimmy Calls Out To Me Big Time, Mi Amor Bonita." ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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