Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back:
“Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown banging on his laptop. Are you happy now?”
Helga: “One more question: Were you actually next to Hunter when your son said you were sitting next to him when he threatened the Chinese businessman that he would sic you on him if he didn’t come up with the cash?”
Joe: “Hell no! You know Hunter is a recovering addict and lies about everything.”
“How about the story about you commandeering a forklift in Shanghai and having sex with three Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down a freeway at midnight?”
Joe: “I may have done that. I’m ambidextrous, you know.”
Dr. Slim: “I’d like to believe the lying bastard. He means well.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. I’d like to believe you, too.”
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