The Rumor City News Agency has just broken the story that sexy celebs Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole have just formed Muffins Inc.
Reporter Haley Shreveport spoke with both women, who are considered the best looking cougar/MILFs to come along in a long, long time.
Liz wanted to deny the rumor that she had a tempestuous affair with Russian leader Vladimir Nikita Putin.
She noted that she has never texted him or even talked to him on the phone, but did divulge that he told her manager that he wants to marry her and make her the first lady of Russia.
Liz said that she makes it a point not to date midgets and even if he was 6-foot-2, and looked like George Clooney she wouldn't even go out to a McDonalds with the evil, hate-filled, war mongering bastard/son-of-a-bitch.
SIDENOTE: Miss Shreveport revealed that Muffin's Inc. is a bakery franchise that will specialize in tasty turnovers that look like vajayjays (muffins.)
