iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization.
Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Creek chapter burned two cases of Bud Light Beer in a protest of the gayistic and lesbionic sect.
The Grand Wizard, who would not give his name for fear of being fired from his job as a firefighter with the Crapola Creek Fire Department, simply said that he and the rest of the KKKers prefer to drink Coors Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Carta Blanca, or moonshine.
Armed with a single match and a wild twinkle in his eye, the Grand Wizard struck a match and presented it to the beer with a dramatic flourish. However, as the flames licked at the cardboard confines of the beer cases, the beer valiantly unleashed its fizzy powers, and suddenly, the fire found itself surrounded by a frothy moat of extinguishing liquid courage.
The gathering gaped in awe as their well-intentioned endeavor turned into a chaotic scene of suds, smoke, and slightly singed eyebrows.■
