There were 244 spoof news stories published in July 2015. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction
They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
Read full storyEd Sheeran is voted "Most Influential Black Jewish Writer."
Despite not actually being Jewish or Black; Ed Sheeran has just been announced as the Most Influential Black Jewish Writer ever, by the International Black Jewish Committee. The news follows on from a week when Sheeran was voted the most influential...
Read full storyDisney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."
Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
Read full storyApple Reveals New iBitch Robot
Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...
Read full storyUnusual Object Spotted Orbiting Pluto
Imaging obtained of Pluto and its moons has caused fierce controversy at NASA over the last two weeks. One image taken by the Long Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) shows what appears to be a fuzzy blob with distinctive brightness variations. While...
Read full storyReincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina
The legends behind the mysterious Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau have captivated people in the deep south for centuries. Born a free black woman, her practice of Voodoo in the city of New Orleans earned her a plethora of cult like followers as well as me...
Read full story"Minions" Movie Full of Subliminal Satanic Messages
Reverend Gerry Fallguy, minister at the Suffering Jesus Christ Baptist church in Atlanta and founder of the Moral Immaturity movement, called reporters to his church last week to announce a startling discovery: "I took my kids to see the "Minions"...
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery
The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast
Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...
Read full storyCrazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times
If you get hit with confetti ejaculated from a giant penis in Norway, you may have been STDed. The joke's on you, but it's no laughing matter. Unprotected sex can make your life as miserable as hell. It can also kill you as dead as a .44 magnum. I...
Read full storyNew Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting
New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...
Read full storyFormer Top Gear Trio Sign Up For New Amazon Prime Show
After months of speculation, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have bitten the bullet and agreed to front a show for Amazon on a three year deal. The new show has the working title, 'Three Middle Aged Boy Racers In Ill Fitting Denim B...
Read full storyQuackberry Launches New Smartphone App
As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...
Read full storyBono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists
Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...
Read full storyFree The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization
The re-emergence of the Free the Nipple Campaign has really taken hold with Feminists around the world especially here in the states. Based on the idea that a woman's nipples are no more offensive than a man's nipples, it has sparked the demand for...
Read full storyBanks Reply to Greece
Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...
Read full storyMan Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll
Armidale, NSW - BA student Kyle Sanders, boarding in university accommodation, reportedly left the bathroom yesterday following a 'comfort stop' in which he used only 4 squares of toilet paper, the bare minimum required to avoid having to change the...
Read full storyThe Case Against Recreation - Part 10: Clowns
Clowns- These popular performers are all failures as real comedians. They must spend their lives making utter fools of themselves, but they don't care as long as people laugh at them. Unfortunately, the only people laughing are 5 year-old kids who think clowns are pathetic. Bozo is the most famous clown. The fact that calling someone a Bozo is an insult shows the level of respect clowns ge...
Read full storyPokemon Move Considered Homophobic
The popular game/anime series Pokemon has come under fire for one of its moves being deemed homophobic. One of the many moves a pokemon can learn is called "Attract". It is used in battles and by wild pokemon to cause the rival to become infatuat...
Read full storyGary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls
Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
Read full storyNBA Draft Selects Obama
In the latest round of NBA draft picks the Chicago Bulls signed Barak Obama to a five year multimillion dollar contract. With the exception of his high IQ, he met all the criteria for player eligibility - tall, black, and lanky. He was chosen abov...
Read full storyRachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery
Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal has reportedly hired the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, Dr. Avrahim Schwarzgoy, to perform a race-reassignment operation on her. "She's always felt herself to be a black soul-sista trapped in a nerdy w...
Read full storyUKIP Unveil Proposals To Solve Migrant Crisis
With thousands of desperate migrants attempting to enter the UK through the channel tunnel, UKIP have come up with a number of ideas designed to make the problem go away. In a press conference this morning, UKIP's immigration spokesman, Ozzy Mosle...
Read full storyFederal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name
BILLINGSGATE POST: A Federal judge in [blank] ruled today that the NFL franchise in our Nation's capital must remove the name that precedes [blank] because it could very well denigrate the African American players on this team who might be descendan...
Read full storyGreece Prepares to make move from Euro to Bitcoin
After suffering through failure after failure to utilize real money to keep their country's economy from complete collapse, Greece has decided to make the switch to fake money to ease their economic woes. After a great deal of pressure from the...
Read full storyHillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill
Washington DC - "The cum-back kid always was a lowdown cheapskate," a Treasury official explained today, "makes sense to put Hillary's mugshot on the new $3 note." It means Mrs Clinton becomes the first woman in hystery to feature on an official U...
Read full storyFed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide
While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...
Read full storyMankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science
In a recent global survey by U-R-FKD science magazine among the starving and homeless of the world it was unanimously agreed that the recent discovery of mountains on Pluto and the billions of dollars spent on it had given "meaning at last to all our...
Read full storyBritish "Moral Panic" Tabloid Media is Far-Leftie Conspiracy
Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly "right-wing" media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy conservative, libertarian, classical liberal, theocratic and even any vaguely centre-leaning politics from the inside. Rod Liddle murmurs: Hey man, it was only mean...
Read full storyFox News Shelves Embarrassing Trump Interview
As Donald Trump's presidential campaign continues to maintain its momentum, against all the laws of logic, an interview he gave to sultan of spin Sean Hannity has been pulled from schedules for fear of damaging his bid. The one on one, due to be b...
Read full storyLabour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban
Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...
Read full storyReligious Group Launches Its Own Facebook
A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...
Read full storyMajor Scientific Discovery!
While wasting time aimlessly searching the night sky through the telescopic lens of his new Fisher-Price toy assault rifle, a 9 year-old boy accidentally discovered the most important astronomical event ever witnessed in the history of Earth, when he...
Read full story"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman
After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...
Read full storyNuisance neighbour booted out of council house after subjecting residents to peace and quiet
A man who let his neighbours get a peaceful nights sleep by failing to repeatedly play loud music has been evicted from his home. South Tyneside Council's Anti-Social Behaviour Unit received complaints over five years regarding the behaviour of Gr...
Read full storyDonald Trump: "I Hate All People Equally"
Donald Trump today managed to offend all remaining members of the population in a broad far reaching speech with virtually no redeeming qualities. "I hate you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you....(heavy breathing)and...
Read full storyThe Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics
Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. Then they go to an outdoor location, perhaps a designated public picnic area where they spread the tablecloth on the ground, if no picnic tables are available. It's a popular pastime conside...
Read full storyBrussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank
Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China's new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing. However, I leave to your discretion whether the comments are primarily revealing in relation to China and the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank…...
Read full storySignificant health code violations recorded at ISIS training camp in Libya
* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
Read full storyPenis Pumps Being Used To Steal Water For Marijuana Growers
BILLINGSGATE POST: In Mendocino County, where even the cops grow marijuana to supplement their income, water has become a commodity that decides whether you make it or not in the World of Bud. In this dog-eat-dog industry, the fight for water has p...
Read full storySick rich uncle's inheritance money only thing keeping couple together
Gavin Diskerud and Ruth Diskerud's relationship has been said to be on a verge of breakup for some time. However sources close to them claim the only thing keeping the couple together is the prospect of them inheriting money from Gavin Diskerud's ri...
Read full storyDavid Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State
Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
Read full storyThe Meaningless One Night Stand
A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
Read full storyCommerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger
Officials at the US Department of Commerce endorsed the largest merger in corporate history by rubber-stamping the paperwork prior to returning it to the roll in the toilet stall at the lavatory down the hall. The amalgamation involved the acquis...
Read full storyDid I Get a Good Deal Dr. Phil?
Dear Dr. Phil, I'm engaged to a fairly powerful and influential man, Ivan, who lives overseas. We've been in a difficult relationship for many years now. During that time, Ivan has made many speeches in which he calls for "death to monogamy" and claims it's his divine right to "bag as many babes" as possible. He frequently calls me the "great Satan" and says I should be exterminated along wi...
Read full storyPolice issue warning of a gang of 'criminal masterminds'
Police from several forces have joined together to urge people to be on the lookout for a gang of crooks after a spate of robberies, thefts and other crimes which have left thousands of people penniless and terrorized many others. Throughout the c...
Read full storyTed Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"
Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...
Read full storyJohn Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"
John Travolta has accepted a role in the latest epic to hit the silver screen that has nothing to do Grease lightning; no it's Greece Frightening! John will play the role of Greek Prime Minister Tsipras who finally thrust a slippery blade through...
Read full storyDonald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.
New York, NY - In the latest of a string of companies and institutions that have eliminated their relations with Donald Trump, his left pinky toe has recently made the announcement that it would no longer "receive blood and nutrients" produced by the...
Read full storyThe Case Against Recreation - Part 1: Entertainment
Entertainment Entertainment is a broad term with many areas of application. There are entertainment experiences for the masses, and other types that can be relative to each individual based on their personal preference. People have a variety of options in which to entertain themselves with. Unfortunately, most are at best a waste of time, or worse harmful to people and detrimental to socie...
Read full storyEmployers can confiscate and keep workers' unhealthy food under government rules for lunchbox inspections
Employers are free to take - and keep - any item from workers' lunchboxes if they think they are unhealthy or inappropriate, the government has said. Workers were outraged last month when it emerged their scotch eggs and a Peperami were confiscate...
Read full storyDonald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border
Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...
Read full storyNew Immigration Test Reavealed
Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...
Read full storyBrit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal
Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...
Read full storyChorus Line Of GOP Candidates For President
There is a chorus line of candidates running for the GOP nomination for President of the United States. Miraculously missing are both Rudolph Giuliani and Dick Cheney. Everyone else seems to be in the running including Governor Woops (now spor...
Read full storyLocal Business Spotlight: School Supply Blues
As more and more schools follow the recent trends in increasing demand for parent provided school supplies, local businessman, James Garfunkle found an opportunity he just could not pass up. Garfunkle is the owner of a new small town business named...
Read full storyAnaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake
Anaconda, Montana - Ministers at the First Anaconda Pentecostal Church of the Serpent-in-the-Garden are taking up arms against Jihadi terror by casting a hex against Islamic Snake. This evening local Snake-in-the-Grass TV News reported that charis...
Read full storyThe Case Against Recreation - Part 2: Gambling
GAMBLING The gambler's idea of having fun is playing a game and winning some money. But gambling is more of a sport than it is a form of entertainment, and like sports a player can win some games but most of the time they lose. And unlike a game of sports the losing player loses money, which is not a very entertaining. Those who think that it is entertaining are clinically diagnosed as bei...
Read full storyTax Hike and Budget Cuts To Pad Chinese Failing Stock Market
With the recent major drop in the Chinese stock market, the President has ordered Congress to begin emergency planning on how to keep the failing stocks from crashing completely. One of the proposed plans is a national tax hike and even more budget...
Read full storyFIFA World Cup 2018 Relocated
"Дайте мне все свои деньги", squeals local survey participant Due to new surveys that have taken place in Russia FIFA has decided to relocate the 2018 World Cup to America. Russia has many activists and FIFA fears that enraged, violent Russian fan...
Read full storyWilly Loman Wins Rat Race
Veteran salesman and champion failure Willy Loman broke the world record in the high-speed long distance mouth marathon. From the start he was out the gate and into the fray, hard-knocking, pavement-pounding all the way to making marketing histor...
Read full storyThe Case Against Recreation - Part 3: Diner, Drinks, and Dancing
Dinner, Drinks and Dancing This entertainment combo frequently goes together as a dating package. The way it works is like this: The couple knows the routine, they want to have fun but to do it right they need to follow a standard procedure that they can count on. The Three Ds have been a reliable strategy for generations as a ritualistic part of the traditional game playing involv...
Read full storyThree States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality
No doubt the Marriage Equality ruling by the Supreme Court has angered state lawmakers across the United States. Some however, are taking their opposition of the ruling to the next level and are now considering secession. Texas, Louisiana, and So...
Read full storyFool-Aid on Sixty Seventh Street
Residents of South Palm Beach Florida were awoken by sounds they described as, "disturbing", early Monday around 2:00am. The incident took place in what, according to neighbors is generally a quiet residential area. Police say a large gent...
Read full storyMusic Chart Overhaul Throws Up A Surprise
From today, the UK music chart is being published on Fridays, and will be based on a new algorithm for calculating positions from a range of sources. Unfortunately, this has coincided with changes to the days on which new music is released, and the...
Read full storyCase Against Technology- Part 13: Mobile Devices
Mobile Devices- Having exhausted their capacity to think up any ideas for new products due to acute brain atrophy, manufacturers resorted to tinkering with the same old electronic components to make new gizmos - in a technological inbreeding kind of way. The new products were cobbled together from spare parts scavenged from the sprawling industrial dump just outside Hong Kong. For pennies...
Read full storyGOP Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital to Have Cross Removed from Its Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In what Dr. Amir Sudhardi, the colorectal surgeon who performed the operation, is calling one of the world's first crucilectomies, the GOP today had a huge crucifix removed from its rectum. The cross, which had been hobbling the Re…
Read full storyLittle Divot Man Receives World's First Full Eye Transplant, Instantly Becomes Peeping Tom
We've all heard about people receiving organ transplants and then experiencing a change in personality, or even that woman who got a new arm only to be strangled to death by it, but imagine being the world's first recipient of a full eye transplant o...
Read full storyTrump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event
HOT SPRINGS, ARK--Donald Trump, speaking out of an aperture that he customarily uses for sitting, spoke, in a low bass voice, to his admirers at a campaign event in Arkansas, saying, "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for...
Read full storyFOX News Releases Coiffe of August 6th Republican Myiasis
(New York) FOX News President Roger Ailes, in association with the New York State Athletic Commission President Tom Hoover and the Ohio Athletic Commission Chairman Tim Ochsenhirt, this morning outlined the protocol and procedures that have been adop...
Read full storyIt's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!
After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...
Read full storyTwo Killed, Seven Injured in the Quadrennial Running of the Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C.-This week in downtown Washington, two people were killed and seven injured in the quadrennial melee known as the Running of the Republicans. Rare in the Running of the Republicans, one bull was also killed when he was gored by a...
Read full storySon's Innocence Lost, Parents Found Guilty
Ted Peters, the school counselor at Saint Zeke's Elementary School near Squaresville, Missouri had a hunch that something was amiss. The school board administration warned faculty and staff members to be on high alert for suspicious-looking students...
Read full storySuper Trump-o-matic 2016 [Advertisement]
(After an SNL Skit) Spokesman: How many times has this happened to the Republican Party? You have an election coming up, and you're trying to find an exciting new candidate who doesn't sound like he was just released from the looney bin. And then a jackass like Donald Trump comes along. You could skin Trump, remove Trump's tail, head and bones, and serve his ass up to the base of the GOP. But...
Read full storyDunkin Donuts Says Minimum Wage Hike Will Lead To Mechanization of Donut Hole Making
St. Louis, MO - For years, Wilbur Jones of St. Louis has been working the graveyard shift at Dunkin Donuts, making donut holes with his dick. "They hired me because the circumference of my wang when erect was the size of a donut hole," Jones said,...
Read full storyBernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview
Whitehaven, Vermont - Under increased scrutiny, Bernie Sanders sat down with a reporter from the New York Post to answer his critics. On why he is so popular in predominantly "white, middle class" towns with left-wing universities in them: "My...
Read full storyVictoria's Secret Looking For Crotchless Models For Transgender Lingerie Catalog
BILLINGSGATE POST: Riding the wave of Caitlyn Jenner's celebrity outing, Victoria's Secret announced today that they would be taking applications for crotchless models for their Fall Transgender Lingerie Catalog. In the past, the pouty nymphet s...
Read full storyKids Company, BBC's a crowd! Ow's about that then?!
Over-hyped charity and equal equalities mad charity Kids Deserve It! was today embroiled in a see it a mile-off scandal that, after seeing it's Chief Exec, Manmilla DahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahBatmaaaan, ousted in an 'apparent' financial related issue a...
Read full storyMiami Hires SpaceX For 4th Of July Fireworks Display
Miami, FL - Miami Mayor, Roberto Pinkipants, needed to find a new fireworks display company for their upcoming 4th of July fireworks extravaganza - and they needed it fast! But, of course, the problem is, every company in the business is pretty busy...
Read full storyLabour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser
Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...
Read full storyCops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman
One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...
Read full storyObama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?
President Obama has been the center of GOP attacks since his inauguration in 2008. Republicans openly express their dissatisfaction with the Obama administration's policy decisions and take every opportunity to criticize & condemn the administrat...
Read full storyTop Ten Reasons Why Indian Politician Stalin Slapped Metro Train Passenger
A video of Indian politician Stalin slapping a train passenger went viral on the Internet. Here are a few reasons that may have triggerred the politician's action. * The guy asked "Stalin Uncle" to gently brush his hand against his cheek. * There was a mosquito on his face. Jayalalitha's metro trains are already a breeding ground for disease-causing insects. * Ticket inspector was getting c...
Read full storyThe Case Against Recreation - Part 25: Balooning
Balooning- Hot air ballooning popular in some locales that have a climate and topography suitable to such an absurd activity. To understand its appeal we need to examine the symbolism involved. First there's the basket that holds the passengers. This could mean they are all basket cases, or that they are going to hell in a handbasket, or both. Then next is the balloon that carries...
Read full storyBillingham man had images of sponge abuse on his laptop
The girlfriend of Lee Moore found an indecent photo of a cleaning sponge on his laptop while she was using it. The woman was horrified to find more images of sponge abuse on her boyfriend's computer. Illegal images of sponges in various questio...
Read full storySecret Legislative Action Regarding Firecracker Purchases
The American government has just taken another step in the fight to identify homegrown terrorists. In the wake of such events as the Charleston Shootings, the lawmakers on Capitol Hill have taken another step to fighting this growing epidemic. In...
Read full storyCameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!
UK slimy PM, David Cameron, has done a grand job and played a leading role in proving to the world what it already knew, polticians are full of crap! Just 3 months ago, April 30th to be precise, in a pre-election question and answer show on Brit T...
Read full storyLiverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!
With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United! Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between...
Read full storyTwelve countries to keep off your vacation list this summer
Summer vacations are great. Everyone loves them, and these days, vacationing destinations are tailored for family-oriented fun and frolics. Holiday getaways are packaged and designed as much for kids as for adults. The last thing we, at The Spoof, want is for you to be confronted by are a bunch of bat-shit crazies brandishing assault rifles or machetes while you're being a beached whale - laying a...
Read full storyJeb Bush Calls for Mandatory Work Hours Increase
Not only does Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush say that Americans need to work more hours in order to grow the struggling American economy, he also feels that they should be forced to work these extended hours. The Republican hopeful laid out his pla...
Read full storyDonald Trump's War Record
After Donald Trump's scathing attack on Senator John McCain's war record the Investigation's Department here at The Spoof did a little digging into Trump's own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war experience.
Read full storyLordy! Lordy! Sniffy Baron Sewel Resigns
Labour peer Baron Sewel, of Gilcomstoun in the District of the City of Aberdeen, has resigned from the House of Lords after footage of him allegedly snorting cocaine and entertaining prostitutes, while definitely wearing a fetching bra and leather ja...
Read full storyGreek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced
Mount Olympus: In a historic turn of events, Plutus, the Greek God of wealth and money has been ousted after the emergence of Greek debt crisis. The decision came out after a referendum held among all the Gods of Olympus on whether he should continue...
Read full storyNational movement towards apathy gathers precisely no momentum
The Young people of today who just don't care about the world around them and are generally ignorant and dismissive of politics and life in general now have a voice. Life is getting increasingly harder for the younger generation of today yet The C...
Read full storyEx-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber
A former civilian police employee has appeared before court after secretly downloading Justin Bieber's music at home, a court heard. Michael Dale, 33 was also an army reserve officer dealing with cadets since 1999 and working for the charity, Acti...
Read full storyDivorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!
Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...
Read full story"Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."
Following news that Time Warner Cable has been ordered to pay a Texas woman $229,500 for bombarding her with automated nuisance calls, automated call centres have been quick to include automated call compensation in their repertoire of services. W...
Read full storyNew England/Scotland Partnership
Politicians in London emerged from the basement at 10 Downing Street after spending 3 weeks sequestered in a marathon brainstorming session to contrive a scheme to quash the Scottish rebellion and subjugate them with draconian punitive measures. T...
Read full storyHindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.
Winston-Salem, NC: In response to the front sign shooting of the center belonging to the Om Hindu Organization of North Carolina, (link: http://huff.to/1TMaHRy) The local Hindu community, many of whom frequent the center have expressed sincere adulat...
Read full storyJeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage
Tampa, Florida - With his eye towards a centrist electorate in a general election race between himself and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush today said that "the Supreme Court's word is not final and the gay marriage debate w...
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