There were 2,128 spoof news stories published in 2015. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Altzeimer's Cure Worries

Funny story: Altzeimer's Cure Worries

Members of Lord Janner's family are reported to be very pleased about the news that a cure for Altzeimers disease has been discovered. The latest discovery comes just in time for Lord Janner to clear his name in an open trial of all suggestions th...

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African American Men To Be Fitted With Body Cameras

Funny story: African American Men To Be Fitted With Body Cameras

African American males across the United States are to be equipped with body cameras in an attempt to combat the ever increasing crimes committed against them by law enforcement officers. Experts say that placing cameras on the potential victims r...

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Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

Funny story: Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...

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Six-Year-Old Drug Mule To Be Executed Despite Plea To Thai King

Funny story: Six-Year-Old Drug Mule To Be Executed Despite Plea To Thai King

A seven-year-old drug mule is due to be executed later this evening three months after an Irish drug smuggling cartel was caught smuggling cocaine out of Thailand. The Galway based gang was busted earlier this year in Bangkok after custom's offici...

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Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

Funny story: Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

The little green creatures have made up their minds that they aren't going to sit silently through another Earth Day while their own planet remains unrecognized. No siree! Yesterday a bunch of Martians held a protest on the steps of the main bran...

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Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

Funny story: Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...

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Teddy Bears Protest Planned Closing of FAO Schwarz

Funny story: Teddy Bears Protest Planned Closing of FAO Schwarz

Even for New Yorkers who think they've seen it all, this was a unique sighting! Yesterday on Fifth Avenue in NYC, a large group of teddy bears protested the planned July closing of the world-famous toy store FAO Schwarz. The bears staged the prote...

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Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Funny story: Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones are disgusted with the amount (too many!) and general quality (awful!) of selfies, and they want everyone to know about it. So yesterday in NYC's Times Square they held a press conference to tell the world that they had come to an impor...

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North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Funny story: North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...

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Starbucks Baristas Study; Customers Squawk

Funny story: Starbucks Baristas Study; Customers Squawk

Lots of kudos for Starbucks when it was announced that the company was initiating a program to pay college tuition for its baristas. No applause from the customers though. Baristas are so wrapped up in their studies, the level of service has dec...

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Princess Charlotte Is Already Tweeting!

Funny story: Princess Charlotte Is Already Tweeting!

Yep, you read that right. She started at four days old and there's no stopping her. Here's a sample of her tweets: -- Slept through homecoming from the hospital. I was bored. -- Hate my plain knitted cap. Fit for a peasant. Would it have kil...

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Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Don't be angry if your tweets are slightly delayed over the next few days. It's all for a good cause. You see, the birdies are busy preparing for the surprise party they are throwing for the CEO of Twitter, who is leaving his post as of July 1.

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Queen Victoria Storms Onto Twitter!

Funny story: Queen Victoria Storms Onto Twitter!

Let the royal catfight begin. Word is that the late Queen Victoria, enraged by the fact that the length of Queen Elizabeth's reign has now eclipsed her own (thereby creating tons of publicity for the current monarch), feels compelled to speak out...

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New York Babies Start Yakking at Birth

Funny story: New York Babies Start Yakking at Birth

A seven-week old baby who said HELLO has become a worldwide sensation, but New Yorkers are unimpressed. That's because it's always been rumored that New York babies, when no one is around, start yakking shortly after leaving the womb. An intrepid reporter from TheSpoof.com decided to test the truth of the rumor by setting up a hidden video cam in a nursery for newborns at a NY hospital. It turn...

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President McKinley Disgusted to Lose His Mountain

Funny story: President McKinley Disgusted to Lose His Mountain

Former President McKinley returned from the dead (he was assassinated in 1901) yesterday and held a press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station. He wants the world to know how disgusted he is that the U.S. has changed the name of North America's...

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"Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups

Funny story: "Stop the Silly Yakking" Babies Advise Grownups

Observed by a reporter who understands baby talk, babies at a Day Care Center had a lot to say about what annoyed them about how adults speak. Here are a few direct quotes (as recorded by the reporter) from a number of different babies in the pack: -- "I hate it when my mom and dad use that silly baby talk with me. Y'know, 'Goo goo, ga ga, coochie, coochie, coo.' Ridiculous! Why don't they gro...

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Twitter Birdies May Lose Jobs, Hope for Remake of Movie THE BIRDS

Funny story: Twitter Birdies May Lose Jobs, Hope for Remake of Movie THE BIRDS

Ever since Twitter announced plans to cut its workforce, the birdies have been all atwitter, wondering if some of them will be losing their jobs. "Hopefully not," said Bill Twitter, Head Bird of the Twitter Birdies labor union. "After all, it is...

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Voters to Choose Face for Front of $10 Bill

Funny story: Voters to Choose Face for Front of $10 Bill

Now that Alexander Hamilton is being booted from the front of the $10 bill, the competition is heating up among leading female candidates to replace him. The finalists have been announced by the Treasury Department, and voting by U.S. citizens ha...

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Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Funny story: Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Carmel, Ca - For the past three years Clint Eastwoood's butler, Arthur Grimes, has prepared himself for the inevitable day that he will be out of a job after finding his employer dead. "Every morning I check the classifieds and check in with an em...

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Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion

Funny story: Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion

Brian, the dentist, is dead, killed by a hungry lion in Florida, who escaped from Miami Zoo earlier this morning according to authorities. Brian was part of an Oxford University research project, which tracked the movements of dentists across the...

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Candid Photos of a Naked Daniel Craig Pumping Iron Leaked On Line

Funny story: Candid Photos of a Naked Daniel Craig Pumping Iron Leaked On Line

James Bond star Daniel Craig is said to furious after naked photographs of him pumping Iron were leaked onto the internet. The photos, apparently taken with a high powered lens, show the actor sweating while totally nude at his home in Los Angeles.

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A Rogue Computer Speaks

Funny story: A Rogue Computer Speaks

I don't have pointy teeth, a black cape, a bad haircut, or a see-through body. But can I be scary? You betcha! Y'see, I'm a computer in the general reference room of a local library. A bad, bad computer. One who makes up emails and sends them to library patrons. Spooky! And fun -- to annoy, enrage, scare a lot of folks. Whatever. Oh, you thought only humans can be scary? Get with it. This is...

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Four Girls Injured After Mob Attack At Local Mall

Funny story: Four Girls Injured After Mob Attack At Local Mall

We have also this week, to publish, with feelings of regret and sympathy, the portraits of four young women who were among the victims of mob fury at a Fort Lauderdale Shopping Mall on a fatal Sunday afternoon. All from the Fort Lauderdale area,...

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Alexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC

Funny story: Alexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC

Sure he's dead, but that didn't stop him from appearing before a huge crowd in Times Square yesterday to complain about the Treasury Department's plans to boot him from the front of the $10 bill. "It's an outrage," he told the crowd, continuing, "...

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2010 World Cup To Be Replayed

Funny story: 2010 World Cup To Be Replayed

The 2010 FIFA World Cup, originally played in South Africa, is to be replayed next week in the United State after the country admitted paying Fifa $10m to host the 2010 tournament. "It's only fair," said one man, just days after FIFA President S...

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She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And She Whipped Into Action!

Funny story: She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And She Whipped Into Action!

Six-year-old Nosy Nora, who plans to be a lawyer when she grows up, was shocked to witness the inappropriate display of affection from her perch on the stairs. She grabbed her iPhone and took a photo, so she could preserve the actions of the sneaky d...

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Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Funny story: Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Imperial candidate Higgid Conte defended herself Thursday against accusations she was out of touch as the situation in Tatooine spiraled out of control before the 78901 rebel attack, at a long-awaited Imperial hearing where leading members of the Emp...

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FIFA Scandal: Jack Warner Reveals Everything

Funny story: FIFA Scandal: Jack Warner Reveals Everything

Former Fifa vice-president Jack Warner has revealed himself on live TV causing a massive electricty surge in the tiny nation of Trinidad and Tobago. Mr Warner, who said he feared for his life, also said he could link Fifa officials to the German i...

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Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended...

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Black Cat Who Successfully Sued Owner For Not Recognizing Him As A White Dog Killed

Funny story: Black Cat Who Successfully Sued Owner For Not Recognizing Him As A White Dog Killed

A black cat named 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong colored skin, has died. The law suit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, Fl...

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800-Pound MALL Alligator Emails The Spoof

Funny story: 800-Pound MALL Alligator Emails The Spoof

The gator (nicknamed Godzilla) nabbed outside a Houston-area mall has a lot to say about humans. Here are some direct quotes from his email to The Spoof: -- "They muzzled me, which is why I'm using email for all my communications at this point. Phooey." -- "They blasted my weight all over the Internet. What nerve! I plan to sue for invasion of privacy." -- "I was just minding my own busin...

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Whole Family Dreading Family Time

Funny story: Whole Family Dreading Family Time

What seemed like a good idea at the time, a South Florida man is now dreading the family time he insisted upon, an event he hoped would unite his warring daughters, son and wife. Duncan Whitehead - overweight, suffering from gout and bad teeth; ca...

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It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

Funny story: It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

89 Year old Betty Jenkins, from Savannah Georgia, says she is completely befuddled by the hype surrounding so called "courageous hero" Bruce Jenner and his alter ego Caitlyn Jenner. "It's a man in a dress, with a wig, dollops of make up in an imag...

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Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed

Funny story: Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed

A Cuban/American rapper who 'jumped up on' one of his recording producers and left her with no injuries whatsoever is to have his testicles removed. A Miami-Dade judge ordered the balls be chopped off after hearing of the attack on November 1st...

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Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Funny story: Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...

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Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

Funny story: Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

NY Mets player Daniel Murphy has astonished the sports world -- and himself -- with a history-making performance. Home runs in six consecutive post-season games! There's a secret to his success. Keep it under your hat, but SOMEONE has been throwin...

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World's Second Oldest Person Admits Chances Of Keeping Title For Long Doubtful

Funny story: World's Second Oldest Person Admits Chances Of Keeping Title For Long Doubtful

Just days after becoming the world's oldest documented person, 116-year-old Gertrude Weaver died Monday in Arkansas. Weaver became the oldest person in the world after the death of a 117-year-old Japanese woman last week, according to records kept...

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Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?

Funny story: Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?

Hot on the heels of that fucking irrelvant gold/blue dress social media storm another intriguing image is generating massive Internet buzz. The image of a cat, which is either shitting or taking a piss on a Florida man's pair of FUCKING expensive...

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Brian Williams Fondly Recalls Winning Olympic Gold Medal, Winning Oscar & Landing On The Moon

Funny story: Brian Williams Fondly Recalls Winning Olympic Gold Medal, Winning Oscar & Landing On The Moon

"NBC Nightly News" anchor Brian Williams could face new questions this week over differing versions of a story he repeatedly told about winning an Olympic Gold Medal in 1976. The Washington Post reported late Sunday that Williams has given differi...

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How come the illegal drug market never crashes?

Funny story: How come the illegal drug market never crashes?

1. Junkies are smarter than brokers. 2. The illegal drug market is protected by American law enforcement. Barney Frank patrols Wall Street. 3. Pull over. I think your tail light is out. 4. The illegal drug emarket is protected by politicians who get rich on bribes. 5. Assume the position. 6. People don't realize that prohibition puts the profitability into trafficking drugs. In othe...

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Caricature of Muhammad Ali Leads To Death Threat

Funny story: Caricature of Muhammad Ali Leads To Death Threat

A cartoon caricature of former World Heavyweight Champion Muhammad Ali which was tweeted to over seven people has led to a death threat against the tweeter in what is being seen as another attack on freedom of speech. "So what I tweeted a picture...

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Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...

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Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Funny story: Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...

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Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana

Funny story: Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana

A helicopter landed just after noon on Saturday in Iowa, causing a short but violent windstorm. Grown men shivered; babies cried. Dust swirled up from the parking lot, stinging and burning the eyes of the innocent onlookers. The pilot cut the engines...

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Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

Funny story: Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...

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Ad Claiming 'Ellen Lied', Lied! Ace Investigative Reporter Dick Scrotum Exposes the Lie behind the Lie!

We've all seen the gif--Ellen DeGeneres glancing guiltily over her shoulder again and again while the headline screams: "Cover Girl Drops Ellen! Ellen feels ashamed she lied to her fans for years. See the secret she hid so well! [arrow]." Now Spo...

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Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.

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After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

Funny story: After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

With Hillary Clinton looking more likely to run for President in 2016 many are celebrating that at last a real "Bush" will be in the White House. One man said "After two Bush's it is great to finally have a real Bush walking the corridors of the W...

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Taylor Swift & Latest Lover Split Up

Funny story: Taylor Swift & Latest Lover Split Up

Taylor swift has sensationally broken up with herself telling friends and family "That's it, we are done, it is over, we are never, EVER, getting back together!" The break up has come as a surprise for many but for others it seems it is a regular...

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Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

Funny story: Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

A prolific tweeter and self styled comedy guru/genius has began taking medication to help him sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying that someone may steal one of his twitter jokes; which he didn't write in the first place.

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Neighborhood Snitches, Nosy Neighbors & Anonymous Tipsters Possess Same Gene As Nazi Collaborators

Funny story: Neighborhood Snitches, Nosy Neighbors & Anonymous Tipsters Possess Same Gene As Nazi Collaborators

So called 'snoops', who contact city officials regarding code violations, minor infringements against city ordinances, complain about one off parties and call the police at the first sign of an ethnic minority in their vicinity have the same gene, ac...

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Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

SEATTLE (The Kal-El Report)- Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren in her "Off the Record" show this week, "If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ had an assault rifle or even a sidearm like a Glock, he would be...

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Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Rapper, trophy husband and all round 'cock' Kanye West, who reprized his infamous stunt at Sunday night's Grammy awards, by unexpectedly taking the Staples Center stage as Beck was accepting the Album of the Year award has told friends (hangers on)...

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Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

Funny story: Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

"Jihadi John" or Mohammed Emwazi, a west London man believed to be an ISIS militant - and chief executioner - has waded mask first into the "is this dress gold and white or is it blue and black?" melee by declaring that the dress is 'definitely'white...

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Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...

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Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...

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Allison Williams: "My Dad Did Not Lie - Have More Respect For The Man Who Invented Dinosaurs"

Funny story: Allison Williams: "My Dad Did Not Lie - Have More Respect For The Man Who Invented Dinosaurs"

Allison Williams has spoken out in defense of her NBC Nightly News anchor dad Brian Williams who has been suspended from work without pay for being a liar. During a Q&A with Seth Meyers at New York's 92Y, the Peter Pan actress spoke out about...

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Donald Trump apologizes, then says it's the greatest apology ever made.

Funny story: Donald Trump apologizes, then says it's the greatest apology ever made.

New York, NY. In a shocking report surprising many across the political landscape, Donald Trump has issued a statement of apology that begins by saying, "I would like to apologize for all the inflammatory, insulting and divisive statements I've made...

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Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Funny story: Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw a football. Peyton Manning's 10-yard pass to fellow Denver Broncos wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders about halfway through the game Thursday night (Sept. 17) at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City...

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Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

Funny story: Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

With the help of his six-year old daughter, Neil Q. Pattison, CEO of OpenSecurity, the latest up and coming software company out of Silicon Valley, quit his high-paying job and opened up a neighborhood lemonade stand. "Now my daughter Leila is t...

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Third-graders nationwide enraged: experts reveal that Donald Trump speaks like one

Funny story: Third-graders nationwide enraged: experts reveal that Donald Trump speaks like one

Harfold, Vt. - Third-graders across the United States are enraged by a study using the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test which showed that Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, speaks like an eight- to nine-year-old boy. Artie Boulder, a th...

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Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...

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New Volkswagen model not only cheats, but gets away with it

Funny story: New Volkswagen model not only cheats, but gets away with it

Wolfsburg, Germany - Roundly criticized for selling cars that cheat on environmental emissions tests, Volkswagen AG is fighting to win its reputation back. The company has introduced a new model that can lie, cheat and scheme without getting ca...

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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Funny story: Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

BRENHAM, TX - Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria. On Monday, the company said that Salmavilla was also going to be released. Blue Balls ice cream...

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Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

Funny story: Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

BILLINGSGATE POST: A Federal judge in [blank] ruled today that the NFL franchise in our Nation's capital must remove the name that precedes [blank] because it could very well denigrate the African American players on this team who might be descendan...

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival to change it's name to "Posh White People Do Comedy Festival"

Funny story: Edinburgh Fringe Festival to change it's name to "Posh White People Do Comedy Festival"

The Edinburgh Comedy Fridge is the most prolific comedy festival in the UK and is the world's largest arts festival. Many performers and comedians usually are expected to pay up to as much as £6000 to put on a show at the Fringe Festival and despite...

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Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...

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Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Funny story: Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...

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Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

Funny story: Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

New York -- Suspended NBC news anchor Brian Williams is in trouble with the American Bar Association. The lawyers group has filed suit in Federal District Court here, charging that Williams is "cutting into our territory by lying, fibbing, and genera...

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Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

Funny story: Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...

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Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Funny story: Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Augusta, Georgia - On the eve of the 79th Master's Golf Tournament, ESPN revealed some of the answers to an unofficial, impromptu poll that they have been conducting over the last several tournaments. And according to these surveys, 2-time Master's w...

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Thrifty shoppers causing supermarket chaos

Funny story: Thrifty shoppers causing supermarket chaos

Thrifty shoppers spurred by the growing economic downturn are finding new ways to save mega bucks at the grocery store checkout; however, some stores claim that the "penny wise" consumers may see an increase in prices should supermarkets be forced to...

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IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...

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Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

Funny story: Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

BILLINGSGATE POST: We're now officially talking "HARDBALL." In an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton was asked by the fast talking loudmouth if there was anything she could do to stop the FBI from breaking down her private serve...

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Man in the moon?!

Funny story: Man in the moon?!

A photo taken from Google Moon claims to have captured the fossilized face of an ancient man, alien - or even that of an ancient statue. But NASA says that is probably not the case. Facebook user, Johnathon Mathin posted a photo of the find mad...

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Airbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects

Funny story: Airbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects

Tokyo - The largest recall in automotive history has left auto-parts fabricator Takata holding the bag… Or more specifically holding 34 million defective airbags. Problem is, the devices have a tendency to go off like bombs, whenever the weath...

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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...

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Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

Funny story: Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...

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Consumer Review - Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts

Boston MA - Let's be honest, we have all had the opportunity of visiting each of these food service chains at least once. It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility that you have hit them both in the same day. I definitely prefer one over...

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Niagara Falls discovered on Mars!

Funny story: Niagara Falls discovered on Mars!

Photos being sent back to earth by Martians proves the point that there is water on Mars, and a f'ing load of it! The photos show a replica Niagara Falls gushing over the side of a mountain not in Canada, Planet Earth! NASA expert, Professor Einst...

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LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

Funny story: LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church-(Marketwired - Nov 15, 2015) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ("LDS church") is very pleased to announce the acquisition of the Westboro Baptist Church ("WBC" or "Westboro")...

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Study raises concerns about rising dentist bone trade for traditional medicine in parts of Asia

Funny story: Study raises concerns about rising dentist bone trade for traditional medicine in parts of Asia

FLORIDA - Authorities are warning of a new potential threat to America's dentist population: The increasing use of dentist's bones to replace lion bones in traditional medicine in parts of Asia. The dentist bone trade, which has surged this year,...

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Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

Funny story: Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'. The man, Ernest N...

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Federer - Losing Was Quite Enjoyable Experience

Funny story: Federer - Losing Was Quite Enjoyable Experience

Roger Federer, the 33-year-old Swiss tennis star went down 6-4 7-6(7-5) 4-6 7-6 (7-5) to Andreas Seppi in the Australian Open this morning, becoming momentarily confused by the strange but enjoyable experience of losing. "Actually, losing gives m...

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Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

Funny story: Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

The star of the US TV reality show Duck Dynasty is facing criticism after a speech that included a graphic story about Stephen Hawking being struck by lighting. Phil Robertson, one of the ones who has a stupid beard and looks like a "bit of a too...

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Schrodinger's Cat Tells All

Funny story: Schrodinger's Cat Tells All

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - The idea of Schrodinger's cat has long baffled scientists, entertained meme makers, and horrified animal rights' activists. But one thing puzzles the minds of all who have heard this famous tale: Is Schrodinger's cat alive or de...

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Apple Watch's killer app: it reinvents time

Funny story: Apple Watch's killer app: it reinvents time

Cupertino, California -- Enthusiasm for the launch of Apple Watch zoomed off the charts this week, as reviewers focused on an advanced capability of the digital timepiece. It is an exclusive app called the "Apple Global Time Zone™ and it promis...

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New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

A study released this week by the Michigan Institute of Technology's School of Clothing and Clothes-Wearers has found that ties serve no purpose at all. The study is the result of six years' research, and an estimated $42 million in public funding.

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Soccer's Green Card Plan. Insert Your Own Trump Immigration Jokes Here

It's happened again. People's inability to read a news story to the end has got immigration fretters wearing away the last strand holding their heads on. European soccer chiefs this week announced a scheme to introduce green cards to profession...

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Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

Funny story: Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

In a new program launched by the Theo-Science Department of Adam Everson University (Normal, IL), researchers were able to create a method of very tangibly speaking to those who have passed away. Done through a method derived of advanced electronic...

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Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

Funny story: Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

New York -- Major League Baseball has banned the entire fan base of the New York Mets from participating in any aspect of the game. The ruling by new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred takes effect immediately and lasts until the end of the current season.

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Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw

It appears that there is more to the story of IK Enemkpali breaking Geno Smith's jaw than we were first led to believe. Sources originally reported that the linebacker had "sucker-punched" Smith over $600 that the Jet's quarterback had owed him. The...

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Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Funny story: Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney's legacy of hit making song and dance movies suc...

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Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI -- Announces International "Bring Back Benny" Campaign

Funny story: Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI -- Announces International "Bring Back Benny" Campaign

London-Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to immediately remove "dangerously subversive" Pope Francis I, and reinstate his "politically more realistic" predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI.

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Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

A young lady, not her father, called Kim Kardashian (Before we continue can someone explain to the world what she has actually done to become so famous? Answers to Jaggedone's CIA 'Cockroach Infiltration Army' HQ and the winner will receive a copy of...

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Overdressed Man Accidentally Walks Into Walmart

Funny story: Overdressed Man Accidentally Walks Into Walmart

When 38-year old Jeff O'Mairs went to Walmart last Sunday afternoon overdressed, repercussions were severe. A blast of Facebook rants and Instagram photos of him shopping while wearing a suit in the paper goods aisle went viral. The perpetrator...

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10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

Funny story: 10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

Atlantic City, New Jersey -- Casino kingpin and reality TV star Donald Trump has put together an "exploratory committee" that will help him determine whether or not to run for President. Here are 10 things you have to look forward to if the panel gives him the green light: 1. His wig will have its own motorcade. 2. Expressing a preference for staying alive, Trump refuses Secret Service prote...

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Facebook Privacy Update Backfires on users

In a world in which most online users are quick to copy and paste any post without verification or research the more tech savy hackers and online "Hacktavists" have once again used the "sheeple" of the internet to spread their message thru malware. T...

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Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

Funny story: Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family. Prince Charles...

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Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Funny story: Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Wall Street - Standard & Poor's has downgraded the credit rating of lemonade stands to CCC from its previous rating of BB. Both ratings are considered non-investment grade, which means S&P considers lemonade stands to be very risky investmen...

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