Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read:
"Greetings Gringos, thank you for continuing to keep drugs illegal in America and keeping the prices nice and high. We certainly do appreciate your lack of social programs for drug users who become our repeat customers. Last but not least, please build a stupid wall covering the entire border so that we may tunnel even deeper and farther and come out somewhere like, ooooh how about New York City?
You idiots crack me up! Oh and we plan to use Mr Trump like a woman and his money, so don't bother coming to look for him. Adios Amigos! Your friend El Chapo".
DEA and Border Patrol agents stood around and shook their heads waiting for the dust to clear, but nobody seemed in a hurry to go after Mr. Trump.