Donald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.

Funny story written by tprasad23

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

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New York, NY - In the latest of a string of companies and institutions that have eliminated their relations with Donald Trump, his left pinky toe has recently made the announcement that it would no longer "receive blood and nutrients" produced by the heart of Donald Trump.

In a press conference this morning, the left pinky toe has boldly said, "We have dealt with this body for nearly 70 years now, at first it was great getting massaged three times a day and constantly having a foreign woman polish and file our nail, but we stand for diversity and the respect of all toes and cannot in good toe-conscience continue the relationship."

The left toe has decided it will phase out its blood circulation relation by the end of the month, and skin relations by the end of the year. Not all public figure toes were in agreement with the Trump toe. Ann Coulter's toe said, "Why is he being condemned for simply telling the truth? What he said was 100% true and, when Mexicans cross the border, not only are they bringing problems into the United States, but they are constantly stubbing their toes in the process. It's harming both our toe community, and our community at large."

A lawyer for Mr. Trump had not returned our request for comment, other than saying that Mr. Trump "will probably sue his left pinky toe for toe-services not rendered." An unconfirmed report has quoted Mr. Trump saying, "the left pinky itched a lot anyway, I'm better off without it."

Tommy Toe-tune, president of "Toe-Media-Matters," was in complete support of Donald's left pinky toe. He added, "It's a shame that Donald's middle finger didn't decide to sever all relations with Donald Trump as well, but my guess is that particular middle finger gets a lot of work during the day, constantly coming out and retracting - and job security is something we would all have a difficult time surrendering."

The pinky toe detailed what he described as a struggle in coming to his decision, he continued, "I've been trying to disassociate with the body ever since the 2012 'birther' thing, I grew an in-grown toenail, and even had a bunion come join us for a bit. It didn't work. So I finally said enough is enough, the next time Donald plays the hokey-pokey, he won't be able to say 'I put the left toe in...'"

Toe-tune went on to offer his support however for the other appendages that are now currently connected to Donald. He concluded, "If any of them ever want to talk, they can call me at home, 555-867-5309. Maybe one day all of them will walk in the toe-prints of the Trump pinky toe."

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