Written by trapidon

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

image for Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery
Predictions of Caitlyn Jenners cat after elective surgery

The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enough funds to improve on what nature gave him.

The moggie in question who answers to the name of Tiddles or T-dizzle as spokesman for the family Kanye West prefers to call him,was unavailable for comment however we have been informed that when asked to speak to the spoof he apparently coughed up a hairball in disgust and stalked away to find a sunbeam to curl up on. The cat also refused to speak to us.

Tiddles has said in the past however that no matter how many cans of tuna surprise or anchovy delight that Kim would shove under his nose he always knew that inside he longed for sugar cubes, a good brush down and to race in the Kentucky Derby. So he will no longer deny his true nature and is electing to go under the knife where he will emerge under his new name of Seabiscuit.

We wish Seabiscuit well in all of his future endeavors.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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