Rachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery

Written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw

Sunday, 12 July 2015

Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal has reportedly hired the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, Dr. Avrahim Schwarzgoy, to perform a race-reassignment operation on her.

"She's always felt herself to be a black soul-sista trapped in a nerdy white woman's body", said Schwarzgoy in an interview. "With the appropriate corrective surgery, accompanied by counselling, I'm sure that she will begin to feel a lot more comfortable in her own skin."

Added his colleague, Dr. Floyd Sigmund, who will be in charge of post-operative counselling, "Racial identity disorder isn't just the delusion of the week. It's a real neurosis having its roots in fetal brain development. Though surgery may seem like a radical step, Dr. Schwarzgoy and I agree that it is the best option for our patient."

The doctors agreed that for individuals on the mild end of the racial identity disorder spectrum--for example, white boys recording a rap version of "Hava Nagila"--counselling alone is usually sufficient.

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