Top Ten Reasons Why Indian Politician Stalin Slapped Metro Train Passenger

Written by Moral Volcano

Friday, 3 July 2015

A video of Indian politician Stalin slapping a train passenger went viral on the Internet. Here are a few reasons that may have triggerred the politician's action.

  1. The guy asked "Stalin Uncle" to gently brush his hand against his cheek.
  2. There was a mosquito on his face. Jayalalitha's metro trains are already a breeding ground for disease-causing insects.
  3. Ticket inspector was getting closer and Stalin did not have a ticket.
  4. Nobody gave Stalin a seat.
  5. Stalin missed his stop because this guy was blocking the window.
  6. Stalin ran out of ideas on how to steal the limelight from Jayalalitha, who had come out of jail just in time for the Metro inauguration.
  7. Stalin wanted to show small-time opposition leader Capt. Vijayakanth the proper way of slapping party workers.
  8. Stalin wanted to take a selfie with ordinary passengers and this guy was hogging the frame.
  9. Actualy, the guy stepped on Stalin's toe.
  10. It was all a conspiracy by Jayalalitha and Jaya TV.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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