Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 9 July 2015

image for Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill
Once pleaded No Contest on a DUI rap after making police bail of three measley bucks

Washington DC - "The cum-back kid always was a lowdown cheapskate," a Treasury official explained today, "makes sense to put Hillary's mugshot on the new $3 note."

It means Mrs Clinton becomes the first woman in hystery to feature on an official United States banknote easily crushing rival leading contender Madonna's own wannabe campaign.

The decision of course is controversial and has provoked a pubic outcry in some quarters about the former First Lady getting absurd preferential treatment - something the Clinton Family vehemently denies.

And they may well be right.

US Treasury blueprints seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters show a touch of karma in the Hillary project with the use of an image from a previously 'missing' FBI mugshot file from her 1982 Little Cock, Arkansas DUI rap sheet.

The former Rose Law attorney pleaded No Contest after making police bail of three measley bucks.

Husband Bill Clinton denied ever being behind the wheel.

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