Written by Dick Sheerer

Friday, 31 July 2015

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Sad Clown

Clowns-

These popular performers are all failures as real comedians. They must spend their lives making utter fools of themselves, but they don't care as long as people laugh at them. Unfortunately, the only people laughing are 5 year-old kids who think clowns are pathetic. Bozo is the most famous clown. The fact that calling someone a Bozo is an insult shows the level of respect clowns get in society. Ronald McDonald is another famous clown. His job is to lure kids into junk food restaurants because that's the only way to get them in there.

Why do clowns love to entertain kids? Kids are the only people dumb enough to relate to a clown. There are two types of clowns, happy ones, and sad ones. Happy clowns are probably stalking kids to molest. Sad clowns are probably awaiting trial for child molestation. But seriously, you have to wonder why anyone would choose such a career. It's the only job fit for a pedophile next to being a Santa Claus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: life, Clown




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