John Travolta has accepted a role in the latest epic to hit the silver screen that has nothing to do Grease lightning; no it's Greece Frightening!
John will play the role of Greek Prime Minister Tsipras who finally thrust a slippery blade through the hearts of his followers by bringing Greece to the brink of international bankruptcy and causing a Greec-y slide into a very dark abyss called Atlantis; sunk without trace!
Olivia Newton-John will not be joining John because his waistline is rather larger than in the original epic so immortal, Melina Mercouri, who was heard turning in her grave after the referendum result, has accepted the role alongside John and they will be dancing to Zorba the Greek with their zimmerframes and the use of computer technology if they can afford it!
John, is looking forward to playing the controversial PM and has invited David Cameron and Angela Merkel to play in cameo roles as themselves, because fake versions would be to realisitic and the Greeks might get upset just like they did with the rest of European leaders attempting to save their necks!
It promises to be an epic eulogy to a Greek tragody and John, rather tight on funds himself after paying millions of $'s to his solicitors to prove he is not gay, will be glad of the fee agreed, 10 million Drachmas, still to be printed and pretty worthless.
John innocently asked his agent how much 10 million Drachmas was worth and her answer was, "We'll see in 2 years after Greece becomes a suburb of Turkey because they have dollars, many of them!"
Greek Cypriots declined to offer their thoughts on the film because they were too busy clearing away barbed wire that separates them from financial redemption in the form their most loved neighbours, a bunch of Cypriot Turks!