Veteran salesman and champion failure Willy Loman broke the world record in the high-speed long distance mouth marathon.
From the start he was out the gate and into the fray, hard-knocking, pavement-pounding all the way to making marketing history in a dazzling display of doorbell-ringing athletic ability, pushing himself to the ultimate limit of superhuman accomplishment and beyond, stretching the infinite potential of what he has achieved.
In a come-from-behind victory the all-time loser and heavyweight boozer with a broken back and heart attack, underdog Willy Loman wins the sensational sport of the rodents, the 47th annual international Rat Race.
