BILLINGSGATE POST: Riding the wave of Caitlyn Jenner's celebrity outing, Victoria's Secret announced today that they would be taking applications for crotchless models for their Fall Transgender Lingerie Catalog.
In the past, the pouty nymphet strumpets, who strutted their stuff so provocatively, had nothing to hide. Some had legs so long that one pundit suggested that they were virtual infinitesimal parallelograms. Or as Gertrude Stein said about Oakland, "There's no there there."
Loretta Lynx, spokesperson for Victoria's Secret, said that her company did not wish to offend any sexual orientation by using models who displayed genitalia that might indicate preferential lingerie bias. Hoping that crotches will eventually become obsolete, their Fall Catalog will be the first to feature items, such as black lace stockings and panties, to be modeled by persons who shall not be identified by the whimsical nature of sex organs.
PS: Can't wait to see them strut their lack of stuff at the annual fashion show.
