There were 1,235 spoof news stories published in August 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
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Funny story: Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
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Funny story: Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.
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Funny story: New Ugly Dog Winner

New Ugly Dog Winner

After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...
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Funny story: Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter

Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter

Washington, D.C. - Taken aback by the speech Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave at last Friday's competition, President Bush offered her a job as his official speechwriter.
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Funny story: Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jenna Bush's prosepctive in-laws have demanded that she takes a virginity test as part of a pre-nup agreement ahead of her wedding to Henry Hagar.
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Funny story: George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

George Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law was once shagged by footballer George Best according to Foreign Orifice sources today.
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...
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Funny story: Big Brother Twins Sam And Amanda Aren't Really Twins

Big Brother Twins Sam And Amanda Aren't Really Twins

As the Big Brother show winds to its terrible conclusion tonight, Channel 4 bosses have revealed a revelation well worth revealing, say experts.
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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name

Archaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name

Archaeologists digging near ancient Nazareth in Israel have uncovered scrolls that appear to be public records of the town. In them are Roman census data dating from about 20 A.D. that appear to include the names of the family of Jesus Christ.
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Funny story: New Aishwarya Rai wax statue shows her four months pregnant

New Aishwarya Rai wax statue shows her four months pregnant

Times Square, New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A new waxwork statue of Bollywood screen star and living goddess Aishwarya Rai is to be unveiled in Madame Tussaud's Times Square, New York next month and will show the green-eyed beauty four months...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

London - (Rioters): The London Hilton has called in the police after customers jammed the hotel's in-house kiddies' video channel which instead of showing Teletubbies Go Wild On Holiday! featured fifteen porny minutes of footage of K...
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Funny story: News Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up

News Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up

Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse.
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Funny story: Shock Jock's Wife to Appear in Playboy

Shock Jock's Wife to Appear in Playboy

Playboy Magazine announced today that an upcoming issue would include a multi-photo shoot featuring Dierdre Imus, wife of one-time radio host Don Imus. The photo shoot will take place at or around the Imus Ranch in New Mexico, a Playboy source repor...
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Funny story: Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

It's the end of an era: the blind/deaf American author Helen Keller {1880-1968} is no longer the preferred butt of tasteless, sick, puerile jokes made at the expense of the severely handicapped.
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Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.
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Funny story: SEXFLASH! Big Brother Tracey Well'ard Hasn't Had SEX Since March 23rd

SEXFLASH! Big Brother Tracey Well'ard Hasn't Had SEX Since March 23rd

Tracey Well'ard, the cleaner with the pink mop, made a shocking revelation in the Big Brother house at the weekend, when she told another housemate that she last had sex on 23rd March.
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Funny story: Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

According to one of Britney Spears latest flings, Britney was fun to squeeze and fondle, she's firm and supple and she's a champion kisser. Pretty tight and impressive for a mother of two.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

An enterprising female rock band has taken on a new name, and some controversy. Calling themselves Britney Spears Naked, the group hopes to capitalize on the huge internet search volume for that phrase to give them exposure to potent...
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Funny story: Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

The voting is over, all the ballots have been counted, and a winner has been selected for the 2007 season of America's got talent. Show judge, actor, and singer David Hasselhoff revealed the results at a publicity party in Los Angeles before the...
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Funny story: Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The latest victim of Hurricane Dean appears to be a Russian Navy sub carrying five tons of cocaine which became beached off the Guatemalan coast after violent tidal activity forced it off course.
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Funny story: Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Manila, Philippines (IP) - Emilia Earhart's plane has finally been located after all of these years. It was parked just off the main runway at Manila International Airport near the nearest ladies' rest room.
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Funny story: Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.
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Funny story: Abhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story

Abhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story

New Delhi, India - (ReUterus): Aishwarya Rai's husband Abhishek Bachchan has denied his wife is pregnant and poured scorn on reports in The Spoof! that she will give birth to twin girls on St Valentine's Day 2008.
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Funny story: Cuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace

Cuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace

Havana, Cuba (IP) Our international reporter, Poindexterous Finootch, is in Havana this week and has learned that Cuba's farm animal population has been reduced to 14 cows, 3 bulls, 2 donkeys, and one goat.
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Funny story: Alaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket

Alaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been touted as a likely VeeP to Mitt Romney and the GOP's official choice for the Republican nomination for the 2008 White House contest.
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Funny story: Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

With an impressive $74M opening weekend, the long-awaited Simpsons movie is being hailed as the best animated feature film in history. But lawyers for Walt Disney Productions have filed a defamation lawsuit against 20th Century Fox.
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Funny story: Ron Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll

Ron Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll

Congressman Ron Paul declared victory tonight after his 5th place finish in the straw poll at Ames, Iowa. While the candidate finished behind Mitt Romney and four others, three of the top four are not serious candidates, and Romney s...
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Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.
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Funny story: Maryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill

Maryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill

A Maryland man has filed a lawsuit against San Fernando Valley-based Pullulatez LLC, makers of the popular penis enlargement pill Extreme Elephantine. The suit states that Pullulatez claimed in "extremely convincing advertisements that their pil...
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Funny story: Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

Michael Vick Signs With Prison Football League

(Atlanta) - Ex-Atlanta Falcons NFL quarterback and convicted dog fighting felon, Michael Vick, today inked a deal to play with the prison football league (the PFL).
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Funny story: Monster web spun around Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas

Monster web spun around Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas

Crawford, tezarse - (Ass Mes): A monster web of deceit has been discovered surrounding the Predator Chapel Ranch home of George W Bush according to Texas A&M University entomologist Professor John Jackman.
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Funny story: Frangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"

Frangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"

London - (Rioters): The launch date for Kate Moss's new signature perfume L'Air du Moss has been postponed indefinitely after fragrance industry complaints that it "smells exactly like cocaine".
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Funny story: Men prefer pet names, women too

Men prefer pet names, women too

(Munich, Germany) Human males enjoy being called nicknames that they feel enhance their prowess in the eyes of others reports Dick Bush of the University of Maryland, Munich Campus.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

TUSCALOOSA (FMLiveWire) -- Congressman Ron Paul has just swept two straw polls, and won the West Alabama Republican Assembly 2007 Presidential Preference Straw Poll on August 18 with 81% of the votes.
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Funny story: So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

So who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?

Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.
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Funny story: Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Washington State, northwesternmost of the 48 contiguous United States, had seen better days. Its flagship company, Boeing Aircraft, had moved its headquarters to Chicago. Its sports teams had won only one national championship, and that one 28 years...
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Funny story: Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden

Real Madrid sent shockwaves through the world of sport last night by unveiling Al-Qaeda leader and renowned enemy of America Osama Bin Laden as their newest recruit in a Summer spending spree which has also seen them sign Christoph 'New York'...
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Funny story: Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) announced today that it will replace the aging Shuttle fleet with giant frisbees. The Frisbees are old 1970's technology with a proven track record.
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Funny story: America to Allow Drunk Driving

America to Allow Drunk Driving

HILLSDALE, MICHIGAN- Citing a recent spike in Americans driving while under the influence of alcohol the Bush Administration has introduced new legislation requiring impaired drivers to follow a speed limit twenty miles per hour above what is current...
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Funny story: Woman Arrested For Eating Pussy

Woman Arrested For Eating Pussy

LONDON (Defecated News) - It is story that has shocked many animal lovers, but none more than Gladys Funk of East London, who caught her daughter cooking Gladys's cat. The story started some years back when Gladys had invited her...
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Funny story: Feds probe Abramoff links to gay Cuban rent boys and death of Florida GOP consultant

Feds probe Abramoff links to gay Cuban rent boys and death of Florida GOP consultant

Orlando, Florida = (Ass Mess): FBI sources are investigating a gay Cuban rent boy club - the Havana-based Bochinche originally located in Costa Rica - regarding the death of Republican campaign aide Ralph Gonzales, a bosom pal of GOP Florid...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...
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Funny story: Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the...
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Funny story: Bahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson

Bahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Law Briefs News): Singer Michael Jackson is being sued in London's Royal Courts of Justice by the Emir of Bahrain's son Prince Abdullah over the return of a master demo tape the two made together in 2005 fea...
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Funny story: Labor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar

Labor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar

Washington DC - (Ass mess & ReuterUs): Expect a shotgun wedding at the White House on Labor Day! That is the rumor spreading like wildfire across Capitol Hill this week as medical sources close to the White House confirm that Jenna Bush is gestating...
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Funny story: Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...
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Funny story: To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

To Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign

President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...
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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.
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Funny story: Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

A shirt worn by the Hull City team during their unsuccessful 1992-93 season has been voted the most fashionable and visually-pleasing ever by football fans.
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Funny story: Arse Fingering On The NHS from 2009

Arse Fingering On The NHS from 2009

LONDON (Defecated News) - It's been a killer and a cause of worry and illness for many. Prostate cancer is an evil bastard that affects more than 30 million British men aged over 60 every day. Treatment to date has been limited, with the focus be...
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
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Funny story: Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...
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Funny story: Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play

Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play

San Francisco, California - A second, in as many years, frozen body of a WWII airman was recovered today in the California High Sierra. It is believed to be the body of a pilot that accompanied the first one that was found in 2005. This recent discov...
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Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.
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Funny story: Man vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved

Man vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved

Hollywood, California (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporters have unravelled the growing Man vs Wild mystery that has been tormenting fans worldwide. The Man vs Wild series is also known as Bear Grylls: Born Survivor on British TV and is shown there on Chann...
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Funny story: New Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire

New Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire

"Something has to be done - nobody respects the ambulance siren anymore," explained local ambulance driver, John Walsh, as he flicked on his siren to more easily navigate through a crowded McDonald's parking lot. "I heard about th...
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Funny story: Australian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack

Australian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack

The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.
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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin and Sheryl Crow to Wed!

Osama Bin Ladin and Sheryl Crow to Wed!

Burka, Pakistan - Sheryl Crow shocked fans and the music world today when she announce she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the 20th wife of Osama Bin Laden.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...
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Funny story: Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

Bilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul

The hotel manager for the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey, today confirmed the discovery of documents indicating that the Bilderberg Group has decided who will be the next President of the United States. The documents were originally found in...
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Funny story: Breaking News - Bin Laden found

Breaking News - Bin Laden found

Osama Bin Laden was discovered today living in England and living a peaceful life as a North East entrepreneur.
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Funny story: 24 star is a eunuch

24 star is a eunuch

"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.
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Funny story: Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Eddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"

Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate...
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Funny story: Peter Fox held for murder

Peter Fox held for murder

(Hollywood, CA) Peter Fox, co-star on the popular FoxTrot Sunday comic strip, is being held on $1 million bond in the death of younger brother Jason.
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Funny story: Gay Porn Producer Struggles to Name Sicko-Inspired Parody

Gay Porn Producer Struggles to Name Sicko-Inspired Parody

Lance Turkwood, President and CEO of the Society of Homosexual Revelry In Motion Pictures (SHRIMP) is trying to determine the best title for his next film, a 60 minute, direct-to-DVD gay pornographic feature inspired by Michael Moore's health-car...
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Funny story: Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.
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Funny story: Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
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Funny story: Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.
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Funny story: Pink Panther sequel casts Aishwarya Rai as Koh-i-Noor cat burglar

Pink Panther sequel casts Aishwarya Rai as Koh-i-Noor cat burglar

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Bollywood queen Aishwarya Rai is to star alongside Steve Martin, Andy Garcia, John Cleese and Alfred Molina in a Pink Panther sequel that will see her topping the bill as an elusive cat burglar out to steal the fabled Koh-I-No...
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Funny story: Russian spooks claim US "Mothman" acoustic gun destroyed Minneapolis bridge

Russian spooks claim US "Mothman" acoustic gun destroyed Minneapolis bridge

Bloodyvostok, Russia - (Pravda): The science arm of Russian intelligence has claimed that Wednesday's Minneapolis freeway bridge collapse disaster was caused by a Pentagon acoustic weapon burst just like the one in the 1967 destruction of the Sil...
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Funny story: Jesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist

Jesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist

Jerusalem, Israel (IP) - Amateur archaeologist Henry Finootch was digging under the weeping wall with his small army shovel and made a discovery of historical proportions. He found the actual cell phone that belonged to Jesus H. Christ.
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Funny story: Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco now boasts some of the largest supermarkets in the United Kingdom and it has been known for some people to become lost in the aisles.
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Funny story: TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Giant exoplanet TrES-4 which is 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and has the density of balsa wood will be brought into the inner solar system next week.
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Funny story: Boffin feels a right tit

Boffin feels a right tit

US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.
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Funny story: Federer To Quit Tennis

Federer To Quit Tennis

Roger Federer has decided to follow in the footsteps of his idol Borg and quit the game while ahead. The Swiss has admitted that he just isn't motivated anymore and he is thoroughly fed up with 'beating the living daylights out of Andy Roddick'. H...
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Funny story: Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...
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Funny story: Flying monkey stowaway aboard plane bound for New York; suspected to have Eco-Terrorist ties

Flying monkey stowaway aboard plane bound for New York; suspected to have Eco-Terrorist ties

New York, New York - According to authorities, a man vacationing in Lima, Peru, was abducted, drugged and taken hostage by a pygmy marmoset monkey just before boarding a plane bound for New York City today. The pygmy marmoset monkey alluded TSA airpo...
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Funny story: People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...
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Funny story: John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

London - John Cleese is speaking out against the new branch of Virgin Airlines, calling Virgin American a "sham".
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Funny story: Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Profile in Courage: Warren Redlich

Guilderland, New York (The Leakonomist) - In a gesture that could spell political suicide, irregular Spoof contributor Warren "I like red Apple Mac's" Redlich has banned all internet use in his office.
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Funny story: First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...
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Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
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Funny story: Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Mexico City, Mexico (IP) - A submarine full of drugs was busted off of the coast of Guatemala today. The drug sub was enroute to the United States and its point of origin was Columbia.
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Funny story: No penis on Wal-Mart's Jesus dolls

No penis on Wal-Mart's Jesus dolls

New York - (Ass Mess): "It was a commercial as well as ethical decision," a Wal-Mart spokesman asid today in reply to questions about just how life-like the retailer's Jesus dolls really are.
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Funny story: Nazi Undertones discovered in the Flumps

Nazi Undertones discovered in the Flumps

Secret reports leaked from Children's TV under the freedom of information act reveal that there were Nazi Undertones in the beloved Children's Televisual smorgasbord that was the Flumps. It is believed that the Big Book from which Mama Flump...
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Funny story: Study: Children crave McDonalds

Study: Children crave McDonalds

A recent study was conducted to discover the impact the fast food chain McDonalds has on children. The results were surprising.
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Funny story: Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

Samuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign

"Snakes on a Plane" actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan
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Funny story: Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!

Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
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Funny story: Don 'Nappy-Headed Ho' Imus stunned at Joe Scarborough, Boomer Esiason hirings

Don 'Nappy-Headed Ho' Imus stunned at Joe Scarborough, Boomer Esiason hirings

New York - (Nappy-Headed Mess): "Just can't believe they'd do this to me!" Don Imus said today amid reports that his old bosses at MSNBC are hiring Joe Scarborough for his old morning telecast slot and lining up NFL quarterback Boom...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.
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Funny story: Cat attacks Goblin

Cat attacks Goblin

An irate cat assaulted a defenseless Goblin in an abandoned warehouse in Washington, DC yesterday.
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Funny story: Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Wot! No kidding? Mr Chad Is Back

Iconic World War 2 cartoon figure, Mr Chad, has been discovered hiding in the New Forest and seemingly not aware that the war is over.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Britney Spears Assaults Paparazzi with Mothers Milk Product

Las Vegas Nevada, Britney Spears assaulted two photographers outside a spa in Las Vegas two days ago According to witnesses she threw a baby bottle full of mothers milk at paparazzi as they attempted to photograph her.
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Funny story: Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...
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Funny story: Al Gore - I Will Stop UK's Foot and Mouth Epidemic

Al Gore - I Will Stop UK's Foot and Mouth Epidemic

LONDON (Defecated News) - In what can only be seen as part of his mission, Al Gore announced yesterday that he was to cure UK animals of Foot and Mouth disease.
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Funny story: Chinese Plane Explodes, Fire Crew Condemn Lead Undercarriage

Chinese Plane Explodes, Fire Crew Condemn Lead Undercarriage

Naha, Japan - (Toxic Mess): Firemen condemned deadly toxic lead in the undercarriage of an exploded plane - a China Airlines Boeing 737-800 jetliner which burst into a fireball today on the tarmac in Okinawa.
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