There were 937 spoof news stories published in September 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacki...
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Funny story: Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School...
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Funny story: Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the inte...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...
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Funny story: Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens

Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens

San Francisco, California - (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): The Californian copycat sex-aid industry is cock-a-hoop today after losing no time in launching its newest latex six foot blow-up doll modelled on naked internet pictures of High School Mu...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

There are many media confirmations that Vanessa Hudgens, star of , High School Musical, XXX sex tape are just rumors, nothing more. Although in past experience, where there's smoke there's usually fire, in this case may be hot air. But then...
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Funny story: Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Funny story: Big Penis Guy starts work at meat factory

Big Penis Guy starts work at meat factory

Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electri...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
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Funny story: eBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties

eBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Two pairs of skin-tone open-crotch lizard-skin panties worn by Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 2 have come up for auction on eBay.
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.
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Funny story: Warren Jeffs Guilty, Sentenced To Community Service as Junior High School

Warren Jeffs Guilty, Sentenced To Community Service as Junior High School

Warren Jeffs, leader of a polygamous sect that is a splinter group of the Mormon church, has been found guilty as an accomplice to rape. Jeffs was conviced for pressuring a 14 year old girl to marry, then have sex with, her 19 year old male cousin.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens' breasts holograms selling like hotcakes

Vanessa Hudgens' breasts holograms selling like hotcakes

California - (Bare Ass Mess): Holographic 3-D pictures of eighteen year old High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens are a runaway success on an internet promo site marketing the starlet's budding talents.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: "I ain't pregnant, I'm still a virgin!"

Vanessa Hudgens: "I ain't pregnant, I'm still a virgin!"

Hollywood, California - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Oh yeah? Shag-a-virgin internet sites have gone ballistic during the last 24 hours after High School Musical dusky beauty Vanessa Hudgens hotly denied being pregnant and claimed that she still has a...
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Funny story: Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as "one of his worst nightmares" took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf in the shape of Britney's vag...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Make Comeback

Britney Spears' Vagina To Make Comeback

Britney Spears, that well-known diva of the pop world, is to come out of retirement, and has said that her vagina will be at the forefront of her new act.
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Funny story: Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - A meteorite landed in Peru and noxious odors emitted by the meteorite made villagers and police feel ill. Peruvian authorities called in specialists to examine the space debris.
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Funny story: Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book

Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book

When Jan Brady said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," it was not always to complain about her older sister; sometimes it was pillow talk. Seems "The Brady Bunch" household was not as squeaky clean and wholesome as viewers have been lead to believe over the...
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Funny story: Hitmail.com launched to cater for gangland niche market

Hitmail.com launched to cater for gangland niche market

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A consortium of disorganised crime cartels has launched its own customised email service to cater to the niche market needs of today's modern assassins.
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Funny story: Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.
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Funny story: Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Wants Roger Federer's Babies!

Maria Sharapova Wants Roger Federer's Babies!

Flushed Meadows, NY - A week after losing in the early rounds, Maria Sharapova has confided in The Spoof's Sports an exclusive story. Her early round losses at Wimbledon and now the U.S. Open were not due to her abilities waining, but because of...
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Funny story: Steven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!

Steven Fossett Found! Millionaire is Now Attempting to Circumnavigate the Globe While Levitating!

LOS ANGELES, United States (UFO) - The search for missing adventurer Steve Fossett appears to be over. Nearly one week after the millionaire aviator's plane vanished, he phoned friends via satellite phone to inform them of his latest adventure.
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Funny story: Brady Bunch Girls Engaged In Torrid Lesbian Affair and That's The Tip of the Iceberg

Brady Bunch Girls Engaged In Torrid Lesbian Affair and That's The Tip of the Iceberg

Maureen McCormick who portrayed Marica Brady on the hit family situation comedy, The Brady Bunch, has revealed in a new tell all book, there was much more than healthy life's lessons going on in the Brady household.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron split over lesbian pics! Zac to Vanessa: 'How could you do that? Without me...there.'

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron split over lesbian pics! Zac to Vanessa: 'How could you do that? Without me...there.'

Hollywood, California - Fulfilling both Disney executive's dreams in her hit role as a America's latest high school sweetheart in High School Musical 2 and simultaneously every teenaged boy and adult male secret sexual fantasy of having a hot...
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Funny story: Britney Spears and her Strange MTV VMA Performance

Britney Spears and her Strange MTV VMA Performance

Britney Spears Embarrassed herself at the MTV Video Music Awards. The performance, however, was par for the course for the pop tart now known more for her wild lifestlyle and outrageous behaviour than her talent, singing, or music videos. An obvi...
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Funny story: Party animal pussy

Party animal pussy

Sydney, Austalia - (Ass Mess): Following earlier reports this week that pussy is high up on Australians' menu preferences these days a Sydney newspaper has featured a story about a cocaine-crazed pussy that survived its owners' long lost week...
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Funny story: Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...
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Funny story: Banksy: "immortalize Vanessa Hudgens' breasts in oils"

Banksy: "immortalize Vanessa Hudgens' breasts in oils"

New York - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Artist Banksy has told a US TV show that High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens' breasts "should be immortalised in oils":...
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Funny story: Zac Efron and Daniel Radcliffe to star in stage adaptation of Brokeback Mountain

Zac Efron and Daniel Radcliffe to star in stage adaptation of Brokeback Mountain

Broadway, New York - (Ass Mess): High School Musical star Zac Efron and Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe are being headhunted on Broadway for a stage adaptation of the 2006 Academy Award winning Brokeback Mountain.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens to guest-star in Pussycat Dolls' Caesar's Palace nude mud-wrestling charity fun raiser

Vanessa Hudgens to guest-star in Pussycat Dolls' Caesar's Palace nude mud-wrestling charity fun raiser

Las Vegas, Nevada - (Tongue-in-Cheek & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been booked for guest-star billing with the Pussycat Dolls at a special Caesar's Palace charity night centered on an all-female s...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens 'tongue-in-cheek' oral sex videotape claims

Vanessa Hudgens 'tongue-in-cheek' oral sex videotape claims

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Publicists working for High School Musical starlet Vanesa Hudgens have said internet stories about their client's alleged oral sex videotape are just a bit of 'tongue-in-cheek' fun...
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Funny story: Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver 'like a gateway drug'

Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver 'like a gateway drug'

Cyberspace- (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): A three-dimensional Brazilianed Vanessa Hudgens screensaver that has been downloaded over fifty million times has been likened to a gateway drug by a poll of users.
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Funny story: The Top 5 Greatest Rhyming Greetings/Questions Ever

The Top 5 Greatest Rhyming Greetings/Questions Ever

We're always trying to be original and cool while greeting our friends and coworkers and we've realized that the common "Hello" just doesn't cut it anymore. Hello isn't cool and it certainly isn't original. Over a billion people use that old rag everyday in every language. So here are few greetings that will definitely earn you some street cred out there in the jungle...
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Funny story: Girl gang force victims to strip and have sex with them

Girl gang force victims to strip and have sex with them

A woods in Manchester is being terrorised by an all-girl gang who attack single men, and force them to strip naked and have sex with them.
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Funny story: Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

A five-year, government backed, $25 million University of Indiana study has shown that most men prefer attractive women over ugly ones.
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million

Monica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million

Monica Lewinsky sold her famous semen stained dress at an auction today for $2.6 million to internet millionaire Ricky Pittsburgh, according to Sotheby's Auction House in Los Angeles.
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Funny story: Another Dick Wins Big Brother 8

Another Dick Wins Big Brother 8

A disillusioned Danielle Donato watched helplessly as her daddy won it all, proving once again that only a real dick can win Big Brother. Dick Donato is only the latest in a long line of dicks to win the series, apparently paving the way for even big...
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Funny story: Kylie mooted as Madonna demands rival Russian spaceport modelled on her clitoris

Kylie mooted as Madonna demands rival Russian spaceport modelled on her clitoris

Kazakhstan - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Madonna is pissed that Richard Branson's proposed Virgin InterGalactic Sapceport in Upham, New Mexico has been architecturally designed around Britney Spears's vagina.
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Funny story: Zac Efron retaliates with Instinct centerfold

Zac Efron retaliates with Instinct centerfold

San Luis Obispo, California - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by Vanessa Hudgens's stunning nude photos that are setting High School Musical appreciation websites aflame, Disney co-star Zac Efron is reported to have accepted a $5 million f...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens jocks off Jennifer Hudson from plum Sex & the City role

Vanessa Hudgens jocks off Jennifer Hudson from plum Sex & the City role

Los Angeles, California - (Bareassed Cheek Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been picked for a Sex & the City movie plum role that Oscar-winning Dreamgirls actress Jennifer Hudson thought was a done dea...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.
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Funny story: Hyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke

Hyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The chief of the Federal Reserve says "hyperinflation is good for America" in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial

Anna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial

New York - (Ass Mess): The ghost of Playboy centerfold model Anna Nicole Smith has come back to haunt one of her ex-husband's former business partners, Oscar Wyatt Jr, whose New York trial in the Saddam Hussain Oil-For-Fraud conspiracy has opened...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson beseeches Vanessa Hudgens: "Have my babies!"

Michael Jackson beseeches Vanessa Hudgens: "Have my babies!"

Los Angeles, California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has proposed to High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens.
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Funny story: Lost Ninth Roman Legion found at Whitley Bay

Lost Ninth Roman Legion found at Whitley Bay

Britannia: The 2,000-year old mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Ninth Legion in Britain has finally been solved. The 6,000 or so legionnaires have been located alive and well in Whitley Ba...
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Funny story: Alan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!

Alan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Washington) - Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, 81-year-old Alan Greenspan, has wed Andrea Mitchell, a former NBC news correspondent.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Fundraising Back to $0

Ron Paul Fundraising Back to $0

WASHINGTON - Sean Hannity tried to tell us. In a fitting show of irony, the Ron Paul camp today learned that the "Paulites," vehement supporters of Congressman Ron Paul's 2008 Presidential Election campaign and advocate...
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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai the Goddess: India culture minister offers to quit

Aishwarya Rai the Goddess: India culture minister offers to quit

Mumbai, India - (Mythological Mess): India's culture minister Ambika Soni has offered to quit in a row over whether Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is a reincrnated Hindu goddess.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Naked In New York Gives New Meaning to The Great White Way

Daniel Radcliffe Naked In New York Gives New Meaning to The Great White Way

Daniel Radcliffe, most famous for his title roll in the Harry Potter films, has now completed his stage run on Equus in Great Britain and plans to go with the show to New York. His nude turn on Broadway will give new meaning to the Great White Way.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Found On Sarah Silverman's Face

Britney Spears Vagina Found On Sarah Silverman's Face

Everyone viewing and attending the recent MTV Video Music Awards were aghast at the lackluster performance turned in by America's sweetheart, Britney Spears. Spears looked less like a pop princess and more like a pooped princess, a zombie from th...
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Funny story: Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

The Kemlin has accused the British government and film industry of basing the character of Dobbie the house elf in the Harry Potter films on President Putin.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...
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Funny story: Chimp pimps

Chimp pimps

Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
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Funny story: People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...
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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya: The next 'Victoria's Secret' supermodel?

Oscar De La Hoya: The next 'Victoria's Secret' supermodel?

Los Angeles, California - Depending on the Photoshop experts you read about last week's release of the compromising photo spread of famous boxer, Oscar De La Hoya, dressed in a lady's black fishnet full body stocking, De La Hoya is a man who...
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Funny story: Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...
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Funny story: Arse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"

Arse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"

A spokesman for Cockney comedian Jim Davidson expressed disappointment at the decision of the Politically Correct Forum criticising Davidson for calling a Big Brother winner a shirtlifter and sacking...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Grills Bernanke; Bush Says to be Fed is a Fine Job

Ron Paul Grills Bernanke; Bush Says to be Fed is a Fine Job

20 Sept. 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- Rep. Ron Paul trapped Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke today into admitting the immorality of his ways. Tuesday, a crackling sound had emitted from Bernanke's magic wand as it rapidly zapped Middle America...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens to be the new face of Estee Lauder tampons

Vanessa Hudgens to be the new face of Estee Lauder tampons

New York - (Ass-related Press): The House of Lauder is recruiting High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens on a $5 million, two year contract to be the face (sic!) of its newly launched Estee Lauder Tampon.
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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!

Britney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!

Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.
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Funny story: Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available

Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available

14 Sep 07, EVANSVILLE, IN, USNA-- Someone has been buying almost all the gold in the world in the past ten days, reports monetary architect Bernard von NutHaus of Liberty Services, suggesting that the next world crisis is imminent. Oddly, in the mids...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner set to book Vanessa Hudgens for Miss Valentine's Day 2008 Playboy shoot

Hugh Hefner set to book Vanessa Hudgens for Miss Valentine's Day 2008 Playboy shoot

New York - (BareCheek Press): Octogenarian Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner has told the magazine's creative directors to book High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens for the publication's Miss Valentine's Day 2008 cent...
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Funny story: Sharon Stone dates the Naked Cowboy

Sharon Stone dates the Naked Cowboy

"Basic Instinct" naughty lady Sharon Stone has hooked up with a popular New York attraction. "I don't know how we never met before", beamed the sultry star, "he's my ide...
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Funny story: Another Russian cocaine submarine seized

Another Russian cocaine submarine seized

Plettenberg, South Africa - (Pretoria Prattler): UK Royal Navy patrols have seized yet another Russian submarine carrying a vast cargo of cocaine following reports of a foreign submersible "acting erratically" before going belly-up in the b...
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Funny story: Italy's Catatonia airport closed as Etna erupts

Italy's Catatonia airport closed as Etna erupts

Catatonia, Italy - (Disaster Press): Italy's Catatonia-Fontanarossa international airport was closed last night as a precaution after Mount Etna began erupting ahead of expected massive seismic activity five thousand miles away at Alaska's Pa...
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Funny story: Babies Balk At Bathing Due To Rubber Ducky Recall

Babies Balk At Bathing Due To Rubber Ducky Recall

In yet another massive recall of toys made in China the FDA today announced an immediate nationwide recall of all rubber duckies due to cancer causing yellow dye #247 which was used to give the adorable and much loved toy its attractive color.
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Funny story: McCartney: Ex-Beatle No1 in the wig brigade

McCartney: Ex-Beatle No1 in the wig brigade

Former Beatle Paul McCartney has decided to 'Get Back' his hair by donning an old mop top wig.
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Funny story: Boxer Shorts Cause Health Problem

Boxer Shorts Cause Health Problem

Health experts are calling for boxer shorts to be banned amid claims they cause the painful condition known as 'conker balls.'...
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Funny story: Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.
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Funny story: Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...
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Funny story: Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

Bush To Pardon Osama Bin Laden

(Washington) - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy

Ron Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy

Internet phenom and presidential candidate Ron Paul has decided to withdraw his candidacy after continuing to be ignored by people in real life. At a recent campaign stop in upstate New York, Paul was greeted by only 4 supporters; they also happened...
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Funny story: Ali G makes comeback as Boris Johnson

Ali G makes comeback as Boris Johnson

Londoners awoke to the news that Tory Mayoral candidate Boris Johnson isn't a real person but is a fictional character created by local funny-man Sacha Baron Cohen.
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Funny story: Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...
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Funny story: British Airways to bring back Concorde

British Airways to bring back Concorde

British Airways is to bring back the Supersonic Concorde, that last flew in October 2003, after spending upwards of £500 million on refurbishing the previously moth-balled aircraft.
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Funny story: Helvetica font kidnapped

Helvetica font kidnapped

During a celebrity showing of Gary Hustwit's film "Helvetica" the famous font was kidnapped by an previously unknow group of Apple Mac fanatics.
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Funny story: Britain Declares War On Morocco

Britain Declares War On Morocco

It was announced by Downing Street at lunchtime today, that Britain is at war with Morocco, and that all diplomatic relations have been broken off.
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Funny story: Naked Peeing Buddha Statue Cited for Indecency

Naked Peeing Buddha Statue Cited for Indecency

Jane, Louisiana (Le Onhyon) - A large peeing statue of Buddha was arrested and charged with public indecency on Wednesday in this small Louisiana hamlet.
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Funny story: Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Following the shock departure of Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho last night, a source within the club has pointed the finger of blame at England midfielder Frank Lampard.
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Funny story: Stereotypes protest in Hollywood

Stereotypes protest in Hollywood

Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
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Funny story: Jessica Alba and Dane Cook deny movie set romance: Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook deny movie set romance: Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis

Hollywood, California - Attempting to dispel rumors of a real life romance while on a promotional tour of their first light-hearted romantic comedy movie together "Good Luck Chuck', Jessica Alba and Dane Cook did very little to put those rum...
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Funny story: Elton John Admits To Ownership of Female Child Pornography

Elton John Admits To Ownership of Female Child Pornography

Elton John admitted ownership of a photograph of two naked girls that is considered pornographic by British authorities. "It's art!" said the musician when asked about the picture. "It is from the collection by award winning photographer Nan Goldi...
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Funny story: Bill O'Really, Drowned in Ron Paul Mail, Debuts Ombudsbabe

Bill O'Really, Drowned in Ron Paul Mail, Debuts Ombudsbabe

14 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Talking head Bill O'Really, host of "The Spin Zone" on CBC's Faux News network, was drowned this week in thousands of letters from Ron Paul supporters. Admitting for the first time in 11 years th...
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Funny story: National Weather Service names latest tropical storm after Disney's Vanessa Hudgens' nudity furor

National Weather Service names latest tropical storm after Disney's Vanessa Hudgens' nudity furor

Hatter-Ass, North Carolina - (Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens's unashamed nude internet photos have sparked a new storm as NOAA - the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration - directed the US Weather service to name the latest hurricane-cum-tr...
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Funny story: Russian mother gives birth to 15-stone baby which looks like Jade Goody

Russian mother gives birth to 15-stone baby which looks like Jade Goody

A mother in Siberia has given birth to a whopping baby girl who rocked the scales at just under 15 stone. To make matters worse, the baby looks just like shamed Celebrity Big Brother bully Jade Goody.
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Funny story: Karl Rove Spotted in Paraguay

Karl Rove Spotted in Paraguay

After mysteriously disappearing from public sight 2 days ago, Karl Rove has succeeded in eluding angry Democratic Congressional leaders, and flocks of bloggers with cell phone cameras. Now, there have been 3 spottings of Rove in a remote part of Par...
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Funny story: Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4

Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4

The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.
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Funny story: Newsreaders read the same story again and again

Newsreaders read the same story again and again

In what comes as a further blow to the already tarnished image of the BBC and other British Television Channels, it has been demonstrated that newsreaders read the same story again and again.
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Recent American imports The Beckhams are reported to be furious over a portrait of Victoria commissioned by David Beckham for her "official 21st birthday" (real age 47 years).
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Funny story: Boy Scouts Lost Survive on Roasted Bear

Boy Scouts Lost Survive on Roasted Bear

Waynesville, North Carolina (IP) - A troop of a dozen Boy Scouts and their three leaders were found to be in safe condition this morning by rescue parties. They had strayed off of the main trail and decided to spend the night camping rather than try...
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Funny story: Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears Fan Club Scrapped

Britney Spears has announced that, from October, her fan club will no longer operate. This is due, almost entirely, to the fact that she no longer has any fans.
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Funny story: Big Brother Brian Accused Of Animal Cruelty

Big Brother Brian Accused Of Animal Cruelty

Data entry clerk Brian Belo, last night crowned the King of the Big Brother house after upstaging bookies' favourites, twins Amanda and Sam Marchant, has subsequently walked into a storm of controversy over Animal Cruelty. Black Brian, 20, of Long...
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Funny story: Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

French club Arsenal have confirmed that its squad has been decimated by a rather nasty outbreak of diarrhoea after signing Lassana Diarra from Chelsea.
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Funny story: Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...
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Funny story: Professor Steven Hawking releases Sex Help book

Professor Steven Hawking releases Sex Help book

Genius and author, Professor Steven Hawking has just released a brilliant new Sex Help book which has shot straight to the number one position in the book charts.
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