Written by Andrew Lawrence
Print this
Topics: Breasts

Friday, 3 August 2007

image for Hottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested

A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.

Ivana Flashem was charged with a misdemeanor for allegedly exposing her breasts in front of a record store in the mall to promote her newly released CD, "Nips Don't Lie".

Bail was set at $1,000 and was immediately paid by a group of male senior citizens who happened to be at the mall and happily witnessed the crime.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

Make Andrew Lawrence's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 4?

1 8 6 25
30 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more