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Wednesday, 29 August 2007

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Oh, God, how do I get out of this one?

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

A Vatican spokesman confirmed that the happy couple are due their first child later in the year - possibly December 25th.

Paris and Benny have been dating for only a few months. They first hooked up at a charity event organised by Playboy magazine owner Hugh Hefner.

"It was love at first sight" said Hefner. "They are a perfect couple and I wish them all the happiness in the world. Benny and I go back a long while. He's a fabulous practical joker and ladies man. He and Paris together is like a match made in heaven", continues Hefner.

This will be the Pontiffs second child, while this is Miss Hilton's first human baby.

The happy couple are said to be decorating a kiddies room at the Pope's lush pad in Rome.

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