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Monday, 13 August 2007

The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.

The Special Olympics logo kicked the other's ass, according to contest organizer Liv Paisley.

"It wasn't even close," Mr. Paisley said. "The regular logo is completely retarded." Competition judges were asked to rate the logos on elegance, attractiveness, and propensity to cause epileptic seizures. Ironically, most judges concluded the London logo depicted Lisa Simpson fellating a Special Olympics participant.

London Olympics organizers refused to comment except to say, "If we're retarded, then the Special Olympics is brain dead. So you can make a logo. Big deal. We'll see you at the pole vault, assholes."

Told of their win, Special Olympics organizers high-fived, urinated on themselves, and ran away in confused excitement.

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