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Funny story: WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
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Funny story: List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.
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Funny story: Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.
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Funny story: Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...
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Funny story: Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

HOLLYWOOD (Calf.) -- Last night I was on my way to interview Angelina Jolie and was passing the new sheik Pink Taco eatery when I spotted Andy Dick, in what appeared to be a latex condom costume. I was about to shout Dick a question when he gave the six-or-so paparazzi the finger and galloped into the eatery.
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Funny story: Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Newcastle - (Ass Mess): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant's naked, auto-erotic internet pics have stormed into the lead and taken over from High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens as cyberspace's most viewed and downloade...
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Funny story: Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.
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Funny story: More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacki...
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Funny story: Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School...
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Funny story: Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the inte...
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Funny story: Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Kelly Pickler, 5th runner up in last years American Idol contest has been unfairly left out of any vagina stories as of this article. We're about to put this oversight to rest here and now.
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Funny story: American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures

American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures

Scandal erupted in Hollywood when it was discovered that one of the American Idol final 20 had naked pictures of herself posted on the internet. The contestant, Antonella Barba, is seen topless in pictures on a beach with the former Miss Nevada. Ot...
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Funny story: President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Funny story: Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

In a shocking statement today police have revealed that there are 42,000 steroid users in the UK, on a par with heroin abuse. Today's teenagers and sad older men, yearning for a rippling muscular body are downing the drugs like there's no tom...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Ever since the Antonella Barba nude pictures have been released, the New Jersey Police Department has been hard on the job finding out whether or not they're fake or not.
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Funny story: NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

In response to dwindling viewer levels, NBC is set to bring back the hit TV series Friends in its Fall lineup. NBC originally cut the show because of the unsustainable fees it was having the pay the original cast. 'Joey', fronted by sexy 'funn...
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Funny story: Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

American Idol top 24 finalist Alaina Alexander became the second contestant to have nude photos of her posted on the internet (after Antonella Barba). These, however, were posted on her own My Space website by herself and her agent. She claimed on...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
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Funny story: Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
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Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Jessica Marion died today at the age of 22. She was well known for the cult like short movie from 2 Girls 1 Cup. She died from complication stemming from food poisoning traced to a Los Angeles street vendor from a tainted buttered corn cob.
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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...
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Funny story: Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens

Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens

San Francisco, California - (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): The Californian copycat sex-aid industry is cock-a-hoop today after losing no time in launching its newest latex six foot blow-up doll modelled on naked internet pictures of High School Mu...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.
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Funny story: Tyra Banks Feels Kathryn McPhee's Beautiful Breasts

Tyra Banks Feels Kathryn McPhee's Beautiful Breasts

Kathryn McPhee of, American Idol fame, was a guest on The Tyra Banks Show recently. Tyra and Kat got along famously chatting away about girlie things, recording in the big time, the general day time chit chat.
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Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...
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Funny story: Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Actress Keira Knightley is being lined up to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the late royals life.
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert

Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert

Jennifer Aniston is showing the world that she's over her well-publicised split from Brad Pitt by exposing her own well-publicised split to the world in an advert for bottled water.
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Funny story: Biggest cock in the world!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

There are many media confirmations that Vanessa Hudgens, star of , High School Musical, XXX sex tape are just rumors, nothing more. Although in past experience, where there's smoke there's usually fire, in this case may be hot air. But then...
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Funny story: Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Funny story: 'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

In a recent press conference, Dylan Sprouse excitedly revealed his new contract with Gillette, world-renown grooming products company.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?

Britney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?

For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.
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Funny story: Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Move over Barbie! Feck off Action Man! Sony are taking over the doll market and hoping to capitalise on the massive success of singer and part time whore Antonella Barba.
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Funny story: Researchers identify gene affecting dog penis size

Researchers identify gene affecting dog penis size

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina has Legs

Britney Spears' Vagina has Legs

An internet group tracking the most searched key words on the information highway has found that Britney Spears vagina is still the most searched Q on the grid.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.
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Funny story: Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth

Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth

Idol - *noun* - an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship (as defined by the Oxford English dictionary).
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

There was a sigh of relief today at West Ham's Upton Park ground, when Lloyd Daniel, the ex-girlfriend of Teddy Sheringham was officially dumped by the former England star.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers

Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party

Antonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party

Antonella Barba, the former American Idol Contestant whose pictures have been all over the internet, celebrated her being voted off the show this week in a strange fashion. Her weekend was spent at the home of Hugh Hefner, more commonly known as The...
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Funny story: Big Penis Guy starts work at meat factory

Big Penis Guy starts work at meat factory

Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electri...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Shaves Her Head Bald, Gets Tattoos, Checks Into Rehab

Britney Spears Shaves Her Head Bald, Gets Tattoos, Checks Into Rehab

Britney Spears has done it again. Now, the former pop princess has shaved her head, had that head tattooed, and checked into and out of a California rehab facility all on the same day. Those three topics will be covered one at a time: Shaved Hea...
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Funny story: New Britney Barbie Doll Debuts

New Britney Barbie Doll Debuts

The new Britney Spears Barbie doll has been unveiled by Mattel. Unlike other, more traditional Barbies, this one does not come with underwear and is anatomically correct. "We used photos of Britney getting out of the car with Paris Hilton to make su...
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Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"

Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"

05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...
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Funny story: China Vagina Problem Solved

China Vagina Problem Solved

For many years now western medical science has been trying to get to grips with the slippery problem of traditional Chinese vagina. The problem vexing western minds for the last 2000 years has been how to convert the traditional format of Chinese vag...
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Funny story: Bald Britney Spears Says Shaved Head Goes Well With Shaved Vagina

Bald Britney Spears Says Shaved Head Goes Well With Shaved Vagina

Britney Spears, who shaved her head bald yesterday, says it was to give her an overall look and image. "Yes," said the former pop princess and mouseketeer in her first interview since the new style, "I am now bald all over. I shaved my head and eve...
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Funny story: Claire Danes Latest Star To Expose Naked Breast In Wardrobe Malfuntion

Claire Danes Latest Star To Expose Naked Breast In Wardrobe Malfuntion

Claire Danes became the latest actress in Hollywood to suffer a wardrobe malfunction. Danes, star of the upcoming Stardust and former Emmy and Golden Globe winner for My So Called Life, is generally considered more of a serious actress than other su...
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Funny story: Amish Women Dress Sexy

Amish Women Dress Sexy

Yes, the times indeed are changing, even among such staunch defenders of tradition as the Amish.
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Funny story: Nude Kate Middleton pics found in Buckingham Palace skip

Nude Kate Middleton pics found in Buckingham Palace skip

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Nude pictures of Kate Middleton entertaining the entire Blues & Royals regiment were found in a skip outside Buckingham palace today prompting fears that she may have been paid by the Ministry of Defence to sh...
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Funny story: Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Christina Aguilera has announced that she and her husband (whose name is not important as no one remembers it anyway and she only married for his looks) are expecting their first baby. No due date has been announced, but it is guessed that the child...
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Funny story: Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

London - (Bre-Assed Cheek & Reuterus): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching their naked pop-up Advent Calendar at the Piccadilly Circus Trocadero this week.
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Funny story: eBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties

eBay auction of Vanessa Hudgens panties

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Two pairs of skin-tone open-crotch lizard-skin panties worn by Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 2 have come up for auction on eBay.
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Funny story: New Brazilian Bikini Wax procedure may kill you, but it takes years off your hooch

New Brazilian Bikini Wax procedure may kill you, but it takes years off your hooch

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - Already compared to child birthing and passing a kidney stone, many women are all to willing to endure such a painful procedure for the smooth clean look they get with a traditional Brazilian Bikini waxing. However, a new Bra...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Funny story: George Clooney naked and unashamed!

George Clooney naked and unashamed!

Cannes - Euro ASS Press: - Brad Pitt and George Clooney had a late night game of poker yesterday whilst having some down time from doing the rounds at the Cannes Film Festival and it all ended in jeers, from Brad that is!...
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Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...
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Funny story: Spice Girls Reunion Tour Dates and Ticket Information Announced

Spice Girls Reunion Tour Dates and Ticket Information Announced

The Spice Girls, a 90's girl group, have announced plans for a reunion concert tour. The thirteen city winter tour will cover North America, Europe, Asia, and the Pacific Islands.
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul

June 14th 2007 (WASHINGTON) In an unprecedented move to silence Ron Paul, Guiliani was overheard talking with Tony Soprano in front of his campaign headquarters.
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Funny story: Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.
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Funny story: Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

Harry Potter was originally porn fiction

J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.
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Funny story: Big Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it

Big Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it

World famous penis owner, Dave Pekering, from Oxford England, is amazed with all the attention his 'pecker' is getting - so amazed that he has sought official recognition from the Society of Religious Organistaions for it to...
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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".
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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits "My Vagina Made Me Shave My Head Bald"

Britney Spears Admits "My Vagina Made Me Shave My Head Bald"

Britney Spears, in a Hollywood press conference, admitted that her vagina was out of control and had taken over her life. "It was just like in a Buck E. Filbert story," she said. "It's like it has a mind of it's own and is in total command of me.
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Funny story: New Ugly Dog Winner

New Ugly Dog Winner

After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...
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Funny story: Old, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence

Old, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence

New York - (Ass Mess): Officials in New York City have become so fed up with the recent influx of old, fat, ugly or "even heavily pregnant" strippers that they have decided to start a new licensing system "before New York becomes a lau...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.
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Funny story: Disney Makes Deal With Hustler's Barely Legal; Miley Cyrus in the Wings

Disney Makes Deal With Hustler's Barely Legal; Miley Cyrus in the Wings

Hustler's Barely Legal unit announced a deal today with Bob Disney Studios that will allow the adult video production company first crack at signing Disney's young stars when they reach 18 years of age. Hannah Montana star Mi...
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Funny story: Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?

Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?

Sistine Chapel, Rome - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Shocking new internet claims about Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper allegedly contain hidden images of a woman holding a condom and pleading with Jesus.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...
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Funny story: Nude Antonella Barba pictures discriminate against the blind says Stevie Wonder

Nude Antonella Barba pictures discriminate against the blind says Stevie Wonder

Soul superstar, Stevie Wonder, lashed out at American Idol producers last night, saying that the pictures of Antonella Barba dicriminate against the blind.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens: "My vagina is a wormhole to fame"

Vanessa Hudgens: "My vagina is a wormhole to fame"

Hollywood, California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has told admirers on her social networking site that shagging her is a sure-fire way to Hollywood stardom:...
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Funny story: Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

There has been new evidence showing that Racheal Stevens, former S Club 7 star has been having a secret affair with her ex band member Jo O Meara.
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Funny story: Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Lock Lips in Lesbian Film

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Lock Lips in Lesbian Film

Lindsay Lohan and Kiera Knightley are set to play lesbian lovers in a 2008 film. Filmmakers are attempting to raise money to increase the salaries for the two lead actresses. Both stars have demanded $25 million each to do full frontal nudity and l...
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Funny story: 4 Girls Finger Paint short film Harms National Security

4 Girls Finger Paint short film Harms National Security

Seattle Wa.- World famous Youtube.com has announced that it will start to sensor certain content. A newly formed short film call 4 Girls Finger Paint, is a sequel of 2 Girls 1 Cup and the flurry of reaction movies are bogging down the internet ser...
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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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Funny story: Classic Disney porn being auctioned

Classic Disney porn being auctioned

During the production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," animators at Disney distributed a pornographic booklet entitled "Snow White and the Seven Truckdrivers," according to biographer Ward Kimball.
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Funny story: Bollywood poised for Aishwarya pregnancy announcement

Bollywood poised for Aishwarya pregnancy announcement

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Bollywood is abuzz with rumors that Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are to use the awesome astrology of this Friday's full moon to announce they are expecting the birth of twin daughters in February next year.
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Funny story: Korean Ballerina Disciplined for Nude Photos

Korean Ballerina Disciplined for Nude Photos

Seoul, Korea - (Naked Ass Mess): As a punishment for baring her lissom naked body in the October edition of Vague Career magazine, Korea National Ballet's prima ballerina Kim Ju-won has been ordered to stand starkers in wooden stocks in...
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Funny story: No more thongs, g-strings or split-crotch rubber panties at Tennessee jails

No more thongs, g-strings or split-crotch rubber panties at Tennessee jails

Memphis, Tennessee - (Ass Mess): The Tennessee Department of Correction has clamped down hard on visitors' provocative underwear.
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Funny story: FDA Bans Microwave Ovens As Harmful to Human Health

FDA Bans Microwave Ovens As Harmful to Human Health

WASHINGTON (AP) - The US FDA has banned the use of microwave ovens since food which is heated in a microwave inevitably causes cancer as the molecular structure of the food, and even human blood is changed, FDA Chief Ralph Roachman said at a well-att...
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Funny story: Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The
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Funny story: Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Three Journalists working for The Sun Newspaper have been hospitalised in what is thought to be 'post traumatic mental stress' caused by viewing a tape supplied to the paper by Ex boyfriend of Goody, Jamie Cashins.
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey was caught without her make-up, and with no personal trainer in sight, after a month of holiday snacking. The talk show host and self proclaimed arbiter of all things wonderful and right (a.k.a. the female Rush Limbaugh or the black Ma...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Flashes Huge Gross Nipples

Britney Spears Flashes Huge Gross Nipples

Britney Spears was today back in the news for giving maximum exposure -- this time, to her nipples. Having flashed every other body part, Britney's nipples have requested equal exposure and have jiggled for freedom twice in the last week.
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Funny story: Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.
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Funny story: Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star

Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star

Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holla...
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Funny story: Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors

Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors

Fifteen Royal Navy personnel captured on Friday, who were reportedly in Iranian waters are to be 'claimed' as property by the rogue country. The 'finders keepers' rule, often used in playground disputes has been draft...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.
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