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Tuesday, 28 August 2007

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Four Klan members taking a nap

"Snakes on a Plane" actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan.

"We needed someone that Klan members can relate to for the campaign. Sam Jackson is the perfect guy for the job", spouted Klansman Robert D Pepper III.

"I love these mothaf*cka's", smiled Jackson, "their clothes are the sh*t.These badass mothaf*cka's sure know how to throw some wild part-ays!".

The commercials are being made by former Monty Python member and "Brazil" director Terry Gilliam. "I 'm just looking forward to working with Sam. He's a real talent. And the Klan boys have promised to make him feel right at home down there in Mississippi", said Gilliam.

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