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Wednesday, 29 August 2007

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MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.

The incident happened this morning in Mitchell, South Dakota as photographer Denise D. Delgengaro (known as "Triple-D" to her friends) was setting up in preparation for coverage of the annual Corn Festival. Ms. Delgengaro, 36, a native of Ta Ta Creek in British Columbia, says this is not the first time she has been the victim of sexual assault.

"It's like I can't even get on a crowded elevator without some guy 'accidentally' brushing up against my boobs," she told this AP Newsliar reporter. "I mean, sheesh, try to have a little restraint... Hey, HELLO, my eyes are UP HERE, asshole. That's it, I'm outta here." Ms. Delgengaro declined to answer further questions.

The unknown assailant is still at large.

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