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Thursday, 30 August 2007

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"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.

"It's a horrible thing to find out particularly in a place like Hollywood. Nobody understands. Nobody cares. People look at you differently", the star laments.

Describing his future Sutherland says, "I love working in TV. 24 is a great show. The producers and cast have been very supportive but I've made up my mind to leave at the end of this season and move to Calcutta, India. I know a band of itinerant eunuchs that gatecrash weddings and religious festivals and will join them."

Kiefer's father, Canadian legend Donald Sutherland, recently broke the world land speed record for running in and out of a bus.

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