Funny story: Nude fish wrestling grips Tinsel town's finest

Nude fish wrestling grips Tinsel town's finest

All nude male fish wrestling has captured the imagination of some of Hollywood's brightest stars.
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

"Dukes of Hazard" cardboard cutout Jessica Simpson has denied allegations that she planned a coup to overthrow President Musharaff's government in Pakistan. "I did...
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Funny story: Horror writer Steven King in legal battle with panda

Horror writer Steven King in legal battle with panda

"Carrie" writer Steven King is locked in a tense legal battle with a 4 year old female panda. Lawyers for the bamboo-loving mammal, which lives at San Francisco zoo, claim she wrote Kings as yet unpublished...
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Funny story: Grape Crushing: Next TV Hit?

Grape Crushing: Next TV Hit?

Stu Francis, the 1980's children's TV presenter is to team up with Timmy Mallet for a game show.
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Funny story: Wikipedia to be sold to The Spoof!

Wikipedia to be sold to The Spoof!

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Universities, historical archives, news agencies and law enforcement organizations around the world have applauded the decision to sell online reference site Wikipedia to the satirical website The Spoof! after univer...
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Funny story: Marriage of happy couple goes of without hitch in Albert Square

Marriage of happy couple goes of without hitch in Albert Square

When groom Peter Green-Smythe-Walsingham the fourth said to his his wife Tracy Jones this was the best day of his life, he just knew he was not wrong.
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Funny story: Lloyds TSB Bank drawn into Ralph Gonzales gay hitman theory

Lloyds TSB Bank drawn into Ralph Gonzales gay hitman theory

Florida - (Ass Mess): UK high street banking giant Lloyds TSB has been drawn into a gay hitman controversy surrounding the mysterious deaths of Flordia GOP consultant Ralph Gonzales, his room mate David Abrami and their mutual 'chum' 30 year...
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Funny story: Parents in Back to the Future ask very important question

Parents in Back to the Future ask very important question

Lorraine and George McFly, comedy parenting figures in Time-Travel Rom-Com space documentary and Greek Tragedy 'Back to the Future' today asked the question: 'Why does our third child, Marty, look exactly like a chap that we both met when...
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Funny story: Peru's earthquake aftershocks blamed on governmental PissCo brewery

Peru's earthquake aftershocks blamed on governmental PissCo brewery

Lima, Peru - (Ass Mess): A Peruvian government brewing initiative has bombed after international aid agencies that helped the earthquake-stricken country received bottled urine by way of an official 'Thank You' from a beer factory set up by...
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Funny story: Ginger Nuts to take the world by cunning

Ginger Nuts to take the world by cunning

Following the arrest this week of a Nineteen year old Nazi Flapjack, a cell of Ginger Nut biscuits is now planning world domination.
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Funny story: Letter to the Editor - August 2007

Letter to the Editor - August 2007

Dear Sir, I wish to complain. Yours sincerely, Mrs Smythe Jones Barrington - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -...
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Funny story: Letter to the editor - August 2007

Letter to the editor - August 2007

Hang the DJ? Put the Dinner Jacket in your wardrobe, and attend a dinner party in Jeans and T Shirt. You will be the talk of the night, and...
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Funny story: Brown & Buffy Re-instate 'British and Colonial Aircraft Company' to Boost Productivity in UK

Brown & Buffy Re-instate 'British and Colonial Aircraft Company' to Boost Productivity in UK

BRISTOL - The frankly shabby performance of British productivity in recent years is set to change. This was the statement from Prime Minister Brown today. Leader of the opposition, David Cameron, responded by saying, "We were just thinking about...
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Funny story: Bush wants to intern Iraqis to mental hospitals for 'insane' opposition to his policies

Bush wants to intern Iraqis to mental hospitals for 'insane' opposition to his policies

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The latest episode of the Bush-Cheney 'surge' option in Iraq plans to intern all Iraqis opposed to the US Administration into mental hospitals where they can be 'treated' for psychosis and criminal demntia...
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Funny story: PM's blind truss portfolio bagman 'claiming dole benefits'

PM's blind truss portfolio bagman 'claiming dole benefits'

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's blind truss portfolio bagman has emerged as a dole and benefits cheat claiming disability handouts while earning over £50,000 a year as investment consultant for the PM assets.
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Funny story: Saudi camels 'buggered into oblivion'

Saudi camels 'buggered into oblivion'

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - (Bactrian Ass Mess): Over 2,000 Saudi Arabian camels have died in mysterious circumstances during the last three months according to the country's chief veterinary officer.
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Funny story: Camilla dumped from Diana cringefest

Camilla dumped from Diana cringefest

Guards Chapel, Wellington Barracks - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Camilla has been dumped from this Friday's Princess Diana cringefest after diplomatic protection cops said they could not guarantee that hordes of psychotic Diana fans would not claw her...
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Funny story: New Thames barrier could keep out immigrants

New Thames barrier could keep out immigrants

Thames Gateway, England - (Ass Mess): The construction of a new £20 billion Thames Estuary Barrier is being planned "to keep out pesky immigrants" - especially Scottish wetbacks and Sangatte Detention Camp absconders.
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Funny story: 'Friendly fire' threatens Acropolis

'Friendly fire' threatens Acropolis

Athens, Greece - (Ass Mess): The ancient Hellenic ruins of the Acropolis are being threatened by what Greek Prime Monster Costas Karamanlis has called 'friendly fire' - "the sort that suddenly kills you when you least expect it, after yo...
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Funny story: Liverpool's Woe

Liverpool's Woe

In the wake of the shooting of an eleven year old, the City of Liverpool today asked: "Why is it always us?"...
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Funny story: God Save The Queen's Vagina!

God Save The Queen's Vagina!

London - Windsor Castle is in an uproar over scientist's new computer model that shows rising oceans and changing climate, will turn Great Britain into a tropical island. Only in this case it will be more like an "islet", most likely to...
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Funny story: Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Incredible statistics revealed today that 98% of teenage British boys currently own, or have owned, a gun and 95% claim to have killed somebody. The survey reveals the horrifying extent of gun crime in Britain today.
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Funny story: E-legal?

E-legal?

No-one needs the death of twenty four American children resting on their conscience. No one needs it but due to a new internet based game many people have got it.
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Funny story: Are there bananas in Dorset?

Are there bananas in Dorset?

A new species of banana has been discovered by biologists in Dorset. The bananas have been previously ignored by people as they thought that they could not possibly grow in such northern climates.
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Funny story: Digital mongooses invade internet

Digital mongooses invade internet

A large number of computer generated mongooses and merecats have been spread as a virus through emails. These are now making their homes in computers worldwide. Their burrows have now infested every major network in the world, and they have begun to...
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Funny story: Marmite crisis in Korea

Marmite crisis in Korea

Since Korea restarted its nuclear program there have been many sanctions imposed on it by the UN and the USA. Wheat and rice have been sanctioned along side chocolate. However none of these has had a greater effect than the banned import of marmite i...
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Funny story: Ministry under pressure

Ministry under pressure

The ministry of obesity has come under fire today from critics who say that it is a completely useless organisation.
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Funny story: Straw insists, "Gun Crime is NOT out of control!"

Straw insists, "Gun Crime is NOT out of control!"

Government minister Jack Straw insisted this morning that gun crime was not out of control. When pressed on the shooting of an eleven year old in Liverpool, Straw countered by saying that, in general, crime rates were reducing in the United Kingdom.
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Funny story: Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

It's the end of an era: the blind/deaf American author Helen Keller {1880-1968} is no longer the preferred butt of tasteless, sick, puerile jokes made at the expense of the severely handicapped.
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Funny story: Attack not sectarian claims I.R.A.

Attack not sectarian claims I.R.A.

In an attack that will go down as the first non sectarian piece of violence in Northern Ireland for over 50 years, James McDonnell of Glassmill Lane, Derry, was beaten to within an inch of his life by a gang made up of both Catholics and Protestants.
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Funny story: Student 'not savagely attacked on way home'

Student 'not savagely attacked on way home'

In news just in it was claimed yesterday that student Russell Howard was not savagely attacked on his way home on Friday night.
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Funny story: Beautiful lady floors Tories

Beautiful lady floors Tories

In a story that will amaze and bewilder Conservative voters throughout Britain the Spoof claims today that the party is about to self destruct due to a Beautiful lady who has won the heart of it's two most prominent politicians.
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Funny story: Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

Inhabitants of Uranus contact Earth, demand we pronounce their planet's name right

DATELINE - WASHINGTON DC: An otherwise slow news day was enlivened by the landing on the White House lawn of an extraterrestrial spacecraft.
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Funny story: Charlton 3 Sheffield Wednesday 2

Charlton 3 Sheffield Wednesday 2

Sheffield Wednesday's Czech International Ivan Petrosky went from Right Back to Right Cunt today as his team blew a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 in the Championship game at the Valley this afternoon.
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