Washington DC - (Ass mess & ReuterUs): Expect a shotgun wedding at the White House on Labor Day! That is the rumor spreading like wildfire across Capitol Hill this week as medical sources close to the White House confirm that Jenna Bush is gestating and will spawn twin boys on Halloween.
Ms Bush and her intended, former Rovian intern Henry Hagar The Horrible, asked the President and the First Lady for a low-key affair but they clearly are having none of it.
Hurried arrangements are being made this week for the entire Bush clan to gather in DC on September 3rd in a lavish Rose Garden ceremony conducted by the Reverend Pat Robertson, with twin sister Barbara performing duties as chief maid of honor.
Jenna has reportedly ordered her wedding dress from My Spare Lady, the Fifth Avenue couturiers who created State Banqueting gowns for her mother Laura and grandma Barbara during Queen Elizabeth's Official Visit earlier this year.
The Crawford Tabernacle Halleluia Redemption Choir has been pencilled in to provide the musical treat of the day which will culminate in their rendition of Dear Lord and Father of Mankind Forgive Our Foolish Ways at the end of the ceremony.
An update is expected later this week.