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Tuesday, 28 August 2007

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Dave's penis is legendary. This monument to his 'greatness' towers over his local town.

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "worlds smallest vagina". To make matters worse, Dave, an electrician, is also entered in this years edition of the famous book for having the "worlds largest penis".

"We've only known each other a month", said Dave, "but it does leave things a little awkward".

Dave, whose penis measures a staggering 8ft 9inches when erect,met Marishka on an online dating site. "Marishka doesn't speak a word of English", says Dave, "we communicated through smileys".

Asked how he feels their relationship will develop Dave was hopeful. "We'll just have to see", he said", "I've a massive cock. I'm not sure how she'll handle it. We'll just have to wait and see when the moment arises".

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