Osama Bin Laden was discovered today living in England and living a peaceful life as a North East entrepreneur.
The hard working 50 year old had opened a take away shop in Blyth, Northumberland, in 2006 and his culinary skill have gone down a storm with the locals.
Local Mike Barnham who lives nearby and is a regular user of the pizza shop was amazed to find out the identity of the shops owner.
"This geezer whips up a crackin' deal like, king size donners are only 2 quid". The Local reveller also stated "A never even knew it was him, he's good crack most of the time but if a knew a would have jumped him ye kna".
Police are still looking for Bin Laden who went missing once he was pinpointed by the MI5 agency but are questioning his recent partner in the town Sally Downs who locals say he was 'Shacked up with'.