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Tuesday, 21 August 2007

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Manila, Philippines (IP) - Emilia Earhart's plane has finally been located after all of these years. It was parked just off the main runway at Manila International Airport near the nearest ladies' rest room.

Our reporter caught Emilia as she exited the ladies' rest room and she had a look of tremendous relief on her face. "Boy, I almost did not make it" she said. "I've been holding it in all of this time."

"I've been flying on fumes and I almost did not make it. There is nothing worse than tinkling in your pants", she laughed. "I have been flying and flying and flying and my radio was out. I finally saw this runway and I decided to land. Boy, I have never seen a plane like that" she said as she pointed to a nearby 747.

She filled her canteen, jumped in the newly refueled plane, and was off like a lightning bolt. Just then two F-15 jet fighters shot her out of the sky thinking she was a terrorist when she failed to answer their calls on the radio.

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