NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap group Ginger Arab.
"We got the name, because he is ginger and I am an arab", laughed Abdul Al-Uminim loudly. "We have a unique sound where my buddy Nathaniel whistles and raps while I scratch Arabic TV theme tunes. That the flava of Ginger Arab, a'ight?"
His partner Nathaniel Doobry, or Nat Dat Ding Dong Doobry as he prefers to be know tolf us, "I like bit butts and I cannot lie," after which he whistled the music from Superman while Abdul scratched away the theme song to the Arabic version of Eastenders.
EMI Music's chief Chuck Liddell told us why he thought Ginger Arab did so well, and may even out-sell The Beatles: "They have a unique take on the emotional experience of music and sound. Their backgrounds are so diverse that the juxtaposition created formulates a wonderous sound that sub-conciously creates thought processes beyond understanding. It's the shit, biatch."
Pop critic and convicted child rapist Jonathan King refused to comment.