Funny story: Bush gets Sar-cosy with French President

Bush gets Sar-cosy with French President

US-Franco relations improved as two Presidents cosied up together by a lake at the foot of Brokeback Mountain in America.
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Funny story: Warfare In South London Intensifies To New Level

Warfare In South London Intensifies To New Level

Dirthole, SOUTH LONDON (Defecated News) - Rival groups involved in the ongoing black-on-black gang war in South London have adopted newer, more frightening methods. AK47s, rocket launchers, tanks and even stealth bombers have been em...
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Funny story: Lost Star Panics As He Gets 'Lost' In Real Life.

Lost Star Panics As He Gets 'Lost' In Real Life.

MYSTERIOUS ISLAND (Defecated News) - Fiction became harsh fact for an extra on TV's 'Lost' show last weekend. Barry Wise of Sheffield, who played one of 'The Others' briefly in one episode, was left stranded on th...
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Funny story: Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - The pleasures of stardom - adoring fans, being fucking minted but still getting free meals, and tax evasion. No one has enjoyed these more than vertically challenged 'alleged gay' actor Tom Cruise.
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Funny story: Prince William and I

Prince William and I

I am beside myself.
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Funny story: Ferguson Retires After Breaking Hairdryer

Ferguson Retires After Breaking Hairdryer

Sir Alex Ferguson, long-time manager of Manchester United has retired from football management after his legendary hairdryer broke down due to overload after his club's disappointing 0-0 draw with Reading.
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Funny story: CFR Corrupt Bastards Spike Dennis Kucinich's MySpace Page

CFR Corrupt Bastards Spike Dennis Kucinich's MySpace Page

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - While investigating the 2008 Presidential Candidates' websites for news on the 2008 election, I ran across Dennis Kucinich's page. As soon as I arrived at his MySpace page, a window popped up and said t...
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Funny story: Equestrian Attachment Part II

Equestrian Attachment Part II

- Sir, every night exactly at 2200, we used to let loose H-345 so that he could go for a quick visitation, you know what I mean, to pack mules' stables. Even the pack-mule personnel and some cavalrymen on duty looked forward to this10-15 minute occasion as a pass time.
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Funny story: Equestrian Attachment Part I

Equestrian Attachment Part I

It was after midnight, when I, Lt. Russell Justin, Cavalry, 4th Regiment, Duty Officer, heard clatter of many horses' hooves: so clear, so loud, so near that I thought the fort was taken by the Red Guard. Hand on my .45 pistol, I rushed out of the guardhouse in order to assess the situation. I could not believe my eyes. In the dead of the night, I saw hundreds of horses and men on-foot, neighi...
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Funny story: Belated but Accurate

Belated but Accurate

Mass Media, disseminating misinformation, is in deep mess, but still up and running. As a result, the whole world has lost contact with environment and turned into a cat without whiskers.
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Funny story: Kate Moss's Topshop clothes made with 'slave New Labour'

Kate Moss's Topshop clothes made with 'slave New Labour'

London - (Ass Mess): One of the UK's most successful fraudsters men is profiting from Asian workers paid less than £1 a day to make clothes for his latest Kate Moss range for Topshop.
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Funny story: Man Vs Wild Survivorman Will Join Forces

Man Vs Wild Survivorman Will Join Forces

Cape Canaveral, Florida <):O) (IP) (O:(> - On August 27th Mars and the Earth will be only 678,000 miles apart. It will become relatively simple to send spacecraft to Mars for about 30 days during which time Les Stroud and Bear Grylls will tea...
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Funny story: Huge gas field found under Buckingham Palace

Huge gas field found under Buckingham Palace

London - (Ass Mess): A vast resevoir of gas has been found deep underneath Buckingham Palace grounds prompting early speculation that the massive field is liquefied natural gas.
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Denies Sperm Donor Request From Denise Richards

Charlie Sheen Denies Sperm Donor Request From Denise Richards

Actress Denise Richards requested a sperm donation from soon to be ex-husband Charlie Sheen. They already have two children together and she wanted the third to have the same DNA. Sheen, star of "Two and a Half Men" and the "Hot Shots" movies, laug...
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Funny story: "I think we have fecked up" admits Bromley Council

"I think we have fecked up" admits Bromley Council

At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny spent, the London Borough of Bromley is being heavily criticised for spending over £120 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for Beckenham Town Football Club whose a...
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Funny story: Exorcism Available Via Liposuction

Exorcism Available Via Liposuction

Vatican City (IP) - Our religious reporter recently toured the Vatican. While there he found out about a new device being distributed around the world that will take most of the pain out of the exorcism process and allows patients to lose their love...
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Funny story: Censors Flooding Market With Writer's Block

Censors Flooding Market With Writer's Block

United Nations, Ney York City (IP) - The internet is a powerful source of information and our New York office recently discovered that censors through out the world have taken steps to put an end to information that might threaten the status quo.
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Funny story: Termites Threaten Shuttle Fleet

Termites Threaten Shuttle Fleet

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Our investigative reporter was recently taking a tour of the Kennedy Space center. While he was in the men's room his tour bus left without him. He knew another bus would soon come along and so he began to wander...
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Funny story: Meteors By the Bucket

Meteors By the Bucket

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Our science reporter went to Mount Palomar to find out what to expect during the peak of the Perseid meteor shower which will occur after midnight tonight. When he arrived at the observatory campus he was puzzled by...
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Funny story: Global Financial Meltdown is Underway Says Ben Bernanke

Global Financial Meltdown is Underway Says Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The global financial meltdown is underway says Ben Bernanke, head of the US Federal Reserve, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
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Funny story: Who ate all "Le Pies"

Who ate all "Le Pies"

Football fans throughout the world will be in shock today after amazing pictures published in The Spoof, showed the man once known as "Le God" shopping in his native town of Marseille.
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Funny story: Iowa Straw Poll Results Announced, Huckleberries Become Huckabees

Iowa Straw Poll Results Announced, Huckleberries Become Huckabees

Most Americans hadn't even HEARD of former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, let alone know that he was running for President. But that was before, seemingly out of nowhere, he vaulted to second place in the Iowa Straw Poll.
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Funny story: Cinematic Version of 'El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días' Begins Pre-production

Cinematic Version of 'El Avestruz es el ave más grande que ha logrado sobrevivir hasta nuestros días' Begins Pre-production

LOS ANGELES (People Magazine) - After lengthy negotiations to pin down a director, the film version of SpaceElevator's pet project has finally entered pre-production. First it was Oliver Stone. Then it was Alfonso Cuarón (director of 'Y tu...
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Funny story: Christian athletes blame Jesus for game loss

Christian athletes blame Jesus for game loss

DATELINE - ATLANTA: In what may be unprecedented for this Christ-crazy region, Christian collegiate athletes have blamed Jesus for their humiliating defeat in a football game. After getting trounced by a team that "didn't even belong on the...
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Funny story: Lego Man Saved from Certain Ankle Injury

Lego Man Saved from Certain Ankle Injury

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) Aug. 7, 2007 - A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."...
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