Funny story: George Bush to live in Africa as "Tarzan figure"

George Bush to live in Africa as "Tarzan figure"

President George W Bush wants to live in Africa and become a Tarzan-like figure.
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Funny story: Fidel Castro hires dance act Stomp to be personal bodyguards

Fidel Castro hires dance act Stomp to be personal bodyguards

Unwell Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has hired noisy dance troupe Stomp as personal bodyguards.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson opens free babysitting service

Michael Jackson opens free babysitting service

Plastic faced Holocaust denier, Michael Jackson has opened a child-minding center right in the heart of Beverly Hills. "It's for deprived rich kids", squealed Jackson, "it's a plac...
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Funny story: Indiana Jones movie closes New Delhi hair salon

Indiana Jones movie closes New Delhi hair salon

Makers of the new "Indiana Jones" movie apologized for the forced closure of a hair salon in New Delhi, India. "We apologized to staff and customers and it's been cleared up", said a...
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Funny story: Parents concerned about computer game addiction

Parents concerned about computer game addiction

Growing numbers of parents whose children play computer games have been expressing concerns to their pediatricians about the addictive nature of the software. Adults are also falling prey to the phenomenon.
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Funny story: Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post

Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Trying to find a perfidious, incompetent, self-preserving, justice-perverting douchebag to equal or better Alberto Gonzales's record is no mean feat but DC sources tonight are confident that Homeland Insecurity chief M...
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Funny story: Mittens Stolen

Mittens Stolen

HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY (AP Newsliar) -- Three little kittens lost their mittens this morning in an apparent burglary, police reported today.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Washington, D.C. - It was the start of a momentous week in the nation's capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for his firing of U.S. attorneys i...
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Funny story: Donut throwing now legal

Donut throwing now legal

In a sports story destined to try to make the lives of life-long couch potatoes easier, the sport of Donut throwing has now been made legal.
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Funny story: Opium Premiums are better than Oil and Petroleum!

Opium Premiums are better than Oil and Petroleum!

Top investments expert Miles Digweed today recommended buying into the blossoming opium production industry in Afghanistan. "Growth over the past 12 months has been extraordinary," he stated, "and prospects look good for a repeat in 20...
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Funny story: Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Tsunami to annihilate Canada

Canada was bracing itself today for a threatened tsunami. The horror wave could hit at any time according to Calgary's expert on natural disasters, Austin Shaw.
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Funny story: Barclays cut to junk status after trader legs it with £3 billion funds

Barclays cut to junk status after trader legs it with £3 billion funds

Canary Wharf, London - (Ass Mess): Barclay's Capital has been relegated from its triple-A to junk status after its head of collateralized debt obligations, Edward Cahill, did a runner with a suspected £3 billion of the bank's funds.
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Funny story: Eclipsed Full Moon Heralds End of Puppet Monarchy

Eclipsed Full Moon Heralds End of Puppet Monarchy

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Tuesday's eclipsed full moon is the harbinger of imminent doom for the Puppet Monarchy.
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Funny story: Rats and that sinking ship feeling...

Rats and that sinking ship feeling...

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): One of President Bush's closest and most trussed advisors has quit in the wake of an imminently-erupting scandal at the Justice Department.
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Funny story: Bush Staff Abandons D.C. Like Rats on a Sinking Ship

Bush Staff Abandons D.C. Like Rats on a Sinking Ship

Washington (DC) - A visit by our Washington correspondent reveals that the White House is almost deserted these days thanks to Bush staff jumping ship in the panic that precedes the impeachment of the Commander in Chimp.
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Funny story: Gonzales Quits Bush Regime to Become Security Guard at Disneyland

Gonzales Quits Bush Regime to Become Security Guard at Disneyland

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has resigned from the Bush Regime to become a security guard at Disneyland Florida.
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Funny story: Space Void Just Bird Poo

Space Void Just Bird Poo

The apparent one billion light-year void in space discovered by a University of Minnesota team has proved to be nothing more than pigeon droppings on some of the radio telescopes used to survey the heavens.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Spammer exposed, dirty tricks

Ron Paul Spammer exposed, dirty tricks

The source for this news is one of the staff over at LevitraCialisCheapCheapViagra.com.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts

Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts

Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales was fired today for wearing and selling Che Guevara T-Shirts on government time. Bush says he is a big fan of Che but that selling any item while on duty is cause for immediate dismissal.
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Funny story: Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination

Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination

Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales who has been on loan from Cuba and has been serving as America's Attorney General is calling it quits. He has gathered his belongings and is heading to Key West, Florida.
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Funny story: Thelma from Scooby Doo admits she was never scared in Ghost Hunting documentary

Thelma from Scooby Doo admits she was never scared in Ghost Hunting documentary

Thelma, the dowdy glasses wearing Ghost Detective from supernatural documentary Scooby Doo has revealed that she was never frightened of the ghosts in the films.
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Funny story: Cliff Richard admits to a liking for the music of Iron Maiden

Cliff Richard admits to a liking for the music of Iron Maiden

Cliff Richard, Britain's answer to Elvis Presley admitted to his friend and long time political ally Tony Blair that he really likes the music of Iron Maiden.
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Funny story: Four Degrees of Barry Bostwick

Four Degrees of Barry Bostwick

Television Actor Barry Bostwick, star of many straight to TV Melodramas, and the Mayor of New York in comedy Spin City has now found famed of another sort, as the central character of a new game, Four Degrees of Barry Bostwick.
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Funny story: Family Guy's Stewie Griffin not bad, just misunderstood

Family Guy's Stewie Griffin not bad, just misunderstood

Breaking news from Quahog is that Stewie, the youngest member of lovable cartoon family that is not the Simpsons, the Griffins in Family Guy, is not bad, he is simply misunderstood, and that the many times in which he has threatened violence against...
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Funny story: Mixed Reviews for Review

Mixed Reviews for Review

An actor, famed for his tantrums has given a savage review a mixed review himself.
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Funny story: Stranger in Emmerdale found to not be a missing Dingle

Stranger in Emmerdale found to not be a missing Dingle

An extra on ITV's early evening light tragedy, Emmerdale was revealed to not be another dingle character bought into the soap.
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Funny story: Death Star - Not the best present ever

Death Star - Not the best present ever

Darth Vader, the villian of Space based documentary Star Wars has admitted that buying a Death Star for his long -estranged daughter Princess Leia was probably not the best move.
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Funny story: Pheww! Britain Swelters In Bank Holiday Hot Spell

Pheww! Britain Swelters In Bank Holiday Hot Spell

Proof if proof were needed that global warming is taking hold of Britain in an icy death-like grip, as for the first time in living memory the weather over the bank holiday has been nice.
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Funny story: Fire at Olympia! Prometheus sought for questioning; Brangelina held as a material witness by Athenian authorities

Fire at Olympia! Prometheus sought for questioning; Brangelina held as a material witness by Athenian authorities

Athens, Greece - Prometheus, disappointed with what man has done with the gift of Fire he gave to them, reportedly decided to take it back. Unfortunately, as he was returning to Olympia, he ran into some old college-drinking buddies. Together they at...
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Funny story: Bush Condemns World's "Small Countries"

Bush Condemns World's "Small Countries"

In a rare moment of unscripted candidness, American President George Bush spent time away from answering questions at a recent speech to students at the University of Kansas to voice his displeasures and concerns about small countries.
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Funny story: Marathon or Snickers? You decide.

Marathon or Snickers? You decide.

Mars is bringing back the Marathon bar in response to demand from internet campaigners.
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Funny story: Are you 'British' enough to be 'British'?

Are you 'British' enough to be 'British'?

Britain has unveiled details of a new citizenship test for immigrants. They will be asked questions about history, institutions and culture - as well as committing to British social values focusing on, "being one of the lads".
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Funny story: "I won't go to Diana Charade" claims Camilla

"I won't go to Diana Charade" claims Camilla

"With blood on her hands the mad eyed bitch moved towards her prey" sang Barry Manilow in his 1982 hit, 'She left me for a Sailor Boy'. How prophetic his words seem this morning. In a display of Royal rage not witnessed since Prin...
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