There were 228 spoof news stories published in November 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Cured Ebola Doc Sneezes at NYC Press Conference

Funny story: Cured Ebola Doc Sneezes at NYC Press Conference

The press conference started out without incident, as scores of medical workers, hospital officials, politicians, and reporters crowded around the cured doc to wish him well as he was released from a NYC hospital. Warm wishes, hugs, and handshake...

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Elite Squad of Twitter Birdies Handles the Queen's Tweets

Funny story: Elite Squad of Twitter Birdies Handles the Queen's Tweets

Shortly after it was announced that the Queen had sent her first tweet it's been revealed that only "special" Twitter birds are entrusted with the royal tweets. Not just any old birdie will do. In addition to possessing a royal pedigree (commone...

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Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

Funny story: Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

The turkey, pardoned by President Barack Obama on Wednesday, has reportedly gone on a mass killing spree in what many are calling a 'Presidential Blunder'. 'Cheese', the national Thanksgiving turkey who was given a stay of execution by the Preside...

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Donald Trump Will Keep Donating Money to Science Until they Find a Way to Make Him Immortal

Funny story: Donald Trump Will Keep Donating Money to Science Until they Find a Way to Make Him Immortal

New York, NY-Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump stated in a press conference that he was afraid for the world after he had passed. "I know there will be widespread mourning and depression when the Donald leaves this mortal coil and I want to try to...

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Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Funny story: Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Scienceville, CA-Scientists were shocked to find, after years of study, out that the atmosphere of the planet Venus is healthier than the atmosphere on Earth. The atmosphere of Venus, which is primarily Carbon Dioxide (CO2) with traces of Nitroge...

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I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Funny story: I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Clearwater, FL-In newly discovered documents, Scamatology founder Elron Hubtard was found to have confessed to inventing science and then disguising all his contributions by going back in time and making it look like his discoveries were the work of...

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Department of Political Correctness unveils new euphemisms

Funny story: Department of Political Correctness unveils new euphemisms

The Department of Political Correctness unveiled its new set of 2014-2015 euphemisms today at a press conference in New York after the old euphemisms acquired the same negative connotations as the original phrases. "We believe that these new euphe...

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Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Funny story: Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Washington, DC-President Barack Obama's identity was stolen recently when he was trying on clothes at an upscale shopping mall and lost his wallet while in the dressing room. The wallet was stolen right under the noses of the Secret Service. After th...

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Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Funny story: Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Science Town, USA Scientists were astonished when they revealed to the press their most recent scientific discovery. "Earth is actually an artificial satellite created by an alien culture and was used as a movie set in a D-movie eons ago" spoke th...

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A second Loretta Lynch crawls out of the woodwork as Clinton/Whitewater throwback

Funny story: A second Loretta Lynch crawls out of the woodwork as Clinton/Whitewater throwback

Washinton DC - A second woman called Loretta Lynch has been nominated by President Obama as his pick for Attorney General following Eric Holder's abrupt departure citing piles. Loretta Lynch, 69, is a Little Cock, Arkansas lawyer who was part of B...

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Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

A study conducted by the University of West Georgia has concluded that not all Zombies, or 'Walking Dead' are flesh eating - in fact some are quite friendly. "There is a wide misconception that every reanimated rotting corpse is a danger to living...

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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Cumming soon to a toy story near you

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015. After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...

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Isle of Wight News - International Fungus Awards - Winner Best Fungus 2014 - Best Toadstool - Other Fungi

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - International Fungus Awards - Winner Best Fungus 2014 - Best Toadstool - Other Fungi

The Fungus Awards is an annual European awards ceremony honouring fungus related achievements in the mould and putrefaction industry. Winners are awarded the coveted golden mushroom statuette. The awards, first presented in 1929 at the Grand Hotel Bu...

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Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...

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New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

Funny story: New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...

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Sofia Vergara Shocked That Some Products Not Endorsed By Her - Offers To Help Out

A shell shocked Sofia Vergara is still reeling in horror after discovering that there were still products and services that the buxom Colombian actress was not endorsing. "Call me mad - but it seems as though there are many products and services...

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Philae Lander finds discarded condom

Funny story: Philae Lander finds discarded condom

The Cosmos - Alien litter louts are being blamed for a pile of cack discovered on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. Pics of the offending trash were beamed back to Earth from a robotic probe, the Philae Lander, that picked up imager...

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Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Funny story: Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...

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Jacksonville Jaguars owner spooked as $100m ocean-going runabout sprouts a leak

Funny story: Jacksonville Jaguars owner spooked as $100m ocean-going runabout sprouts a leak

London - Pakistani-American billionaire Shahid Khan's brand new superyacht Kismet was seen limping to emergency moorings this afternoon after springing a leak close to Blackfriars Bridge on the Thames in London. Named after the Scottish word for '...

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Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

Funny story: Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

The golden rule of NOT EVER tumble drying a Florida man's GOOD shirts has been broken and violated - resulting in two inches of material simply disappearing into thin air. The once comfortable white and blue designer label polo shirts which Dunc...

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Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Funny story: Queen Falls Asleep During Prince Charles Speech

Buckingham Palace, London, England-Queen Elizabeth, as did most of the rest of the audience, fell asleep during a Prince Charles speech yesterday. "All he had to do was say 'gardening' and I was out" said the Queen. "It at least used to take long...

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Walmart Exploits Workers, It's a Matter Of Ethics.

Funny story: Walmart Exploits Workers, It's a Matter Of Ethics.

AP - Almost exactly a year ago, a Walmart in Ohio made headlines for an employee food drive intended to help support their fellow Walmart workers. Now come reports of additional stores rolling out the donation bins, showing that the retailers really...

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ISIS expands oil business to include gas stations with cafes plus religious services at the barbecue out back

Funny story: ISIS expands oil business to include gas stations with cafes plus religious services at the barbecue out back

Current reports indicate ISIS is not only looking for managers for its oil refineries, with a $225,000 annual salary, but also establishing a chain of gas stations across the middle east. The name CALron is being considered, inspired by Chevron,...

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Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Funny story: Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.

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Bill Cosby Says That He Blacks Out After Eating Jell-O Pudding Pops and Can't Remember Anything Afterwards

Funny story: Bill Cosby Says That He Blacks Out After Eating Jell-O Pudding Pops and Can't Remember Anything Afterwards

Beverly Hills, CA In a startling admission, one-time popular comedian Bill Cosby responded to rape allegations by multiple women with the "Jell-O Defense." Dr. Cosby's lawyer admitted that Cosby hasn't been able to properly respond to the charges...

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Republicans Will Discontinue Social Security and Use Money for Monuments to Republican Presidents

Funny story: Republicans Will Discontinue Social Security and Use Money for Monuments to Republican Presidents

Washington, DC-Republicans today announced that Social Security will be discontinued and the money saved used to build memorials to U.S. Presidents-coincidentally enough all Republican presidents. The memorials will include: The Benjamin Harrison...

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Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

Funny story: Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

A Russian tourist visiting the city of Rome was given a suspended jail sentence yesterday by an Italian court for committing an act of vandalism. The resident of Moscow scrawled the words "This belongs to Mother Russia" on the ancient Colosseum. T...

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GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Funny story: GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...

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DNA is a Secularist Conspiracy

Funny story: DNA is a Secularist Conspiracy

The following is a partial reprint of a handbill given to me one Sunday morning as I stumbled to my pickup after a wild night partying in Athens, Ga, home of the University of Georgia. At issue was the recent DNA extracted from a 37,000 year old hum...

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ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

Funny story: ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

In a surprising new development, Mr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State (aka IS/ISIS) has come forth with a program titled "put a sack in your sacrifice" aimed at jihadis waging holy war across the region. This has involved a maneuver in th...

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Donald Trump Tries to Crash Meeting Between Bill Gates and Warren Buffet-Made to Wait All Day in Lobby

Funny story: Donald Trump Tries to Crash Meeting Between Bill Gates and Warren Buffet-Made to Wait All Day in Lobby

New York, NYDonald Trump was left sitting in the lobby at the BOSS lobby (short for Billionaire's Organization to Surmise Shit) today, the equivalent of having to sit at the "little kid's table" at Thanksgiving. Apparently, the big boys like Warre...

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Elite Colleges Add "Hoop-Jumping" to Admission Criteria

Cambridge, MA-In order to select the "most qualified" undergraduate candidates from an increasingly selective applicant pool, Harvard College has added a Standardized Hoop-Jumping Test (SHJT) to its admissions criteria, and the rest of the Ivy League...

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Florida Man Looking For Family To Celebrate Black Friday

Funny story: Florida Man Looking For Family To Celebrate Black Friday

Florida man Gerry Jackson is desperately searching for a family he can celebrate the upcoming Black Friday holiday with, determined this year not to spend it alone. "For the past few years I have really not done much to celebrate Black Friday," ex...

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Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

Funny story: Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

GILBERT, Ariz. - A biology textbook, widely used in the state, has come under attack by a suburban school board in Gilbert. The school board has voted to exise or redact two pages in the book -544 and 545 -because they discuss sexually transmitted d...

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US National Basketcase Association forks out $1m for Kate and William to watch LeBron James

Funny story: US National Basketcase Association forks out $1m for Kate and William to watch LeBron James

New York - Shameless Brit poseurs Kate and William have accepted a million dollar bung to watch a dreary basketball game during a forthcoming New York trip. The PR stunt is being billed as basketcase bosses' dream come true as the UK's top poodlef...

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RNC Chairman Tells Black America to Accept Ferguson Decision and Shut Up; Also Announces 9th Benghazi Investigation

Funny story: RNC Chairman Tells Black America to Accept Ferguson Decision and Shut Up; Also Announces 9th Benghazi Investigation

It's been a mixed weekend for conservatives, fitting as they always seem to be mixed up. Republican National Committee chairman Reince Preibus held a press conference today to discuss the weekend's events. The conference started with Preibus prai...

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Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...

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Is Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?

Funny story: Is Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?

Worrying Elvis behaviour by North Korean Nutjob Kim Jong-un points to him being an escaped Elvis clone, according to leading conspiracy theorists. In 2002, clones were illegally made from a frozen Elvis wart by disgraced Dr. Abu Mengelazar. Six cl...

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Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.

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What The Buck?!? The Root Of All Evildoers, As Otherwise Added Up Accordingly Before Being Even More Unofficially Rearranged (Keep The Change)

Funny story: What The Buck?!? The Root Of All Evildoers, As Otherwise Added Up Accordingly Before Being Even More Unofficially Rearranged (Keep The Change)

AMMANBEINGAMMAN, Jordan - Sure, according to a significant amount of strategic unnamed sources (typically those without any sort of sufficiently accumulated sooner or later go-to funds, hopefully designated for any and all doomsday styled rainy days hell bent on impolitely presenting themselves, via whichever suddenly well past-due timeframe quickly proves to be dramatically necessary, and/or, ju...

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Ferguson Officer Unwittingly Admits His True Motive Behind Killing Unarmed Teen

Funny story: Ferguson Officer Unwittingly Admits His True Motive Behind Killing Unarmed Teen

In a Channel 5 investigative report with journalist Jim Rosenthal, the Ferguson Caucasian police officer, who allegedly shot an unarmed African American teen to death in August, unwittingly admitted his true motive behind shooting the teen. Rosenthal asked the officer the following question, "Is it possible that the suspect could not drop his gun simply because he did not have a gun?" to which...

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Tiger Woods Prowling near Disneyland Paris, Authorities Say

PARIS - French authorities say that Tiger Woods is on the loose near Disneyland Paris, one of Europe's top tourist destinations, and have urged hot women in three towns to stay indoors. The town of Montevrain sent out a news alert on its Fac...

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Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...

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Iran 'descending into wooly-minded liberalism' as woman gets one year jail for attending volleyball game

Funny story: Iran 'descending into wooly-minded liberalism' as woman gets one year jail for attending volleyball game

Tehran, Iran - The Islamic State Supreme Caliph has issued a fatwa against the Government of Iran for succumbing to lily-livered liberalism about jail time for hos. His Supreme Altitude Shaikh Kamel Shatt el-Arab has mouthed off in the case of Ira...

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Apple Stores Reject Apple Pay in Favor of CurrentC

Funny story: Apple Stores Reject Apple Pay in Favor of CurrentC

Apple Computers, Inc. has announced that the Apple Stores, being a brick and mortar retailer, have joined the MCX (Merchange Customer Exchange) and will follow in Walmart's footsteps by no longer accepting Apple Pay. "Walmart is the world's larges...

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Congress Votes to End Social Security and Use Money Left to Build Monuments to Various Republican Presidents

Funny story: Congress Votes to End Social Security and Use Money Left to Build Monuments to Various Republican Presidents

Washington, DC-Republican leaders of Congress said that since the middle class is pretty much gone anyways, we might as well end that socialistic social security. The excess money will be spent on various Presidential monuments, surprisingly, all of...

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Bill Gates Threatens World Domination

Funny story: Bill Gates Threatens World Domination

Silicon Valley, CA-Self-described "richest English-speaking mother^%$@!er in the world" billionaire Bill Gates today announced that he's tired of acting like a philanthropist and administering the Melinda and Bill Gates Foundation and instead will st...

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Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...

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Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Funny story: Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir. The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to d...

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Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Funny story: Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Pyongyang, North Korea-Dennis Rodman, BFF of Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, made Kim bend to his will and free two American prisoners from North Korean labor camps, it was announced yesterday. (Rodman also mentioned that it was he who t...

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Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

Funny story: Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...

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Hefner's Wife Tells All

Funny story: Hefner's Wife Tells All

Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...

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Phobias now Curable. Guaranteed!

Funny story: Phobias now Curable. Guaranteed!

Medical scientists in America have taken a keen interest in the discovery by Dr. Bedafford of the Brighton and Sussex Medical School who successfully cured a patient of Arachnophobia accidentally when he had the man's damaged left amygdala removed.

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Veterans Day Turns Into Nightmare For Veteran

Funny story: Veterans Day Turns Into Nightmare For Veteran

A Gulf War veteran has lost his job after having to take the day off work to babysit his children, who had the day off from school due to schools being closed to celebrate...Veteran's Day. "Did I have a good Veteran's Day? Not really...as a real v...

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Ancient Recordings Uncovered!

Funny story: Ancient Recordings Uncovered!

Researchers at Trent University have found a way to reach back in time and listen to ancient civilizations in their most public and private moments. This startling breakthrough comes shortly after researchers at MIT learned how to "hear" through...

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Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Funny story: Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Spokespersons for both Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have "cleared the air" that there is no new odor of disagreement between the two nations. Last night both joined China's President Xi Jinping at The Flaming Canard Orientale Restaurant in Beijing, on...

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Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Funny story: Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Camp British adventurer Dr. Who has been suspended for 6 months by the GMC Fitness to Practise Panel after being found guilty of "touching a Dalek's wand". The unnamed Dalek alleged that the incident a few years ago, telling the Panel "THA DOKTA T...

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Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America. Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The...

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New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

Funny story: New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

A new company named KRAP Inc. has stepped forward to take action in the Ebola crisis. KRAP Inc. (Kaci Risks and Preventions) maintains it is responding in the spirit of Salem in the 1690's, Senator McCarthy in the 1950's, and the anthrax scare on...

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Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

Funny story: Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

"I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today 'cause my boss told me too." said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plaines Walmart in Illinois. "I am thankful even though I am not being paid...

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Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

RAF Lossiemouth confirmed to the The Daily Nettle today, that one of their most daring pilots, Flight Lootenant Wing Commander Flight Captain Viceroy Gordon 'Goose' Maverick, has been carpeted by station big-wigs for the second time in a week, after...

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Putin stars in 'Paddle Of Rebuke' spoof lager ad

Funny story: Putin stars in 'Paddle Of Rebuke' spoof lager ad

Brisbane, Australia - Russian leader Vladimir Putin has flounced off home from the G20 Summit after a spoof lager commercial sent him up as a 'drongo'.** The 30 second TV ad aired during Brisbane prime time featuring Vlad as the bore who 'can't s...

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First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

Funny story: First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...

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Divorce Saudi Arabian style

Funny story: Divorce Saudi Arabian style

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - A young Saudi bridgegroom who filed for divorce after less than ten minutes of marriage has appeared before a special Sharia court to explain his actions. Speaking via a divorce lawyer Kamel al-Moussa explained the marriage...

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Obama takes over Google

Funny story: Obama takes over Google

We cannot say we did not see it coming. Google and its million or so internet service providers are to be controlled by new laws soon to be enforced. Emperor Barack Obama acting as Commander in Chief has issued a new proclamation under Executive Orde...

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Creationist Breakthrough: Actually, the World is Really, Really Old!

The booming pseudoscience industry in the USA has recently got a huge boost, as one Young-Earth "Creation Science" Institute has made an earth-shaking and absolutely unprecedented breakthrough. Yes: apparently, contrary to previous, less empirica...

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Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Funny story: Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Washington, D.C.-Jeff White, a highly respected member of the Tenleytown community in Washington, D.C. has died in a manner that has baffled dental experts. A month ago, Jeff consulted his dentist about grinding his teeth while sleeping, and he w...

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Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

Funny story: Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

London - The Queen nearly had a fatal seizure today when a colony of mutant Belgian parasitic Arion vulgaris slugs leaped out at her 'from inside the sods' as she opened a Remembrance garden created with soil from Belgian First World War battlefield...

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Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

Funny story: Strange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn

A large crop circle miraculously appeared on the front lawn of the White House overnight Wednesday, Nov. 5, leaving the Washington 'good and great' shaking their heads in disbelief. "I swear, it's a stunning caricature of the head of Richard M. Ni...

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Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

Funny story: Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

The new flagship £5000 Isle of Wight Bembridge airport terminal is to be named T.8 in an official ceremony tomorrow according to leaked documents. The product of ten years of planning, expensive ground breaking engineering achievements and dogged det...

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Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...

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SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

Funny story: SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40's, has become more virulent in recent...

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Remembering The Fallen: General Dannatt falls flat on his fanny at Tower of London memorial

Funny story: Remembering The Fallen: General Dannatt falls flat on his fanny at Tower of London memorial

London - An Armistice Day memorial service at the Tower of London descended into farce this morning as the former head of the UK Army slipped in the mud and fell flat on his face as he walked to the podium to read a poem entitled 'The Fallen'. Ge...

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Being sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event

Funny story: Being sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event

The act of not drinking for 31 days has now been officially recognised as the most gruelling charity sponsorship activity in the world today, it has emerged. Emma Thorpe, spokesman for the 'Stoptober' movement said "It used to be enough to train r...

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Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Funny story: Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Newly crowned F1 world champion Brit, Lewis Hamilton, has also been crowned the prettiest champion ever apart from Scot, Jackie Stewart, whose red hair tickled the lassies fancies whilst blowing in the wind and kilt bearing a fine pair of ginger knoc...

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New warning to Scotland's parents - shock 'substance' abuse heads north

Health Scotland, Police Scotland and Mars Confectionery issued a joint warning to Scotland's parents and teenagers last night as fears grow around a new substance abuse crisis sweeping large areas of the central belt in Scotland. Teens and pasty face...

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European Court rules that Germany can put Illegal Immigrants onto the next European Space Shuttle

Funny story: European Court rules that Germany can put Illegal Immigrants onto the next European Space Shuttle

A Landmark decision by the European Court that allows European governments to send Illegal Immigrants into Outer Space on the European Space Shuttle has been welcomed by the British and German governments. The ruling concerns a family of twenty seven...

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Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Funny story: Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden's hunt for its mystery submarine turned virulent today with reports the mini-submarine may have been an experimental fish launched from an Iceland or Denmark laboratory. This fish is an underwater midget marine laboratory for examining sea...

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Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

Funny story: Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...

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The Secret England Footballer's Diary: Euro 2016 and Scotland

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer's Diary: Euro 2016 and Scotland

Bench warmer. Fringe player. That's what the papers have been calling me ever since the debacle of our World Cup misadventure and I've got to admit it's true. Roy hasn't even had me in the squad for the matches against the Swiss cheese makers and th...

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'Fun raiser' charged with abusing kids often met with President, blew on Scare Force One

Funny story: 'Fun raiser' charged with abusing kids often met with President, blew on Scare Force One

Washington AC/DC - "Yeah, he always had the President's rear - no, wait! Ear!" a former White House aide commented as news of the bundler's arrest spread. The gay frights activist and perverter of young boys has been revealed as a big chum of Geor...

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Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Funny story: Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Dr. Isaac Dreamflogger, leading the successful Rosetta Mission to land a spacecraft on Comet 67P orbiting 310 million miles from earth has taken questions on the mighty achievement at a news conference in London. This is the first conference to be he...

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WalMart to Have Big Sale to Feed Employees for the Holidays

Funny story: WalMart to Have Big Sale to Feed Employees for the Holidays

Bentonville, AR-In a surge of holiday spirit, Walmart announced it would give employees big discounts on their food purchases so as to be able to stock up for the holidays. Rice and beans are two of the commodities that will be discounted. "We...

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Conspiracy Theories Mostly True - New Investigation

Funny story: Conspiracy Theories Mostly True - New Investigation

Almost all conspiracy theories have turned out to be true, according to an investigation commissioned to find out the truth about what everyone is really pretending to do. The report, secretly published as an apparent maintenance tender form for the...

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ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi holds secret meeting in Mosul to consider new avenues on to the world stage

Funny story: ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi holds secret meeting in Mosul to consider new avenues on to the world stage

In a stunning development that bodes well for world peace as we approach this Christmas time, world famous football team Manchester United has revealed a recruiting drive aimed at Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, head of ISIS. A representative of Manchester...

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White Collar Corporate Psychopaths Not Prosecuted

Funny story: White Collar Corporate Psychopaths Not Prosecuted

After its 2009 bankruptcy and its $50 billion government bailout, the bankruptcy absolved Universal Moters of existing personal injury claims, stripping the victims of their constitutional rights to have their day in court. Now, it turns out UM,...

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Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers

Funny story: Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers

Washington, DC The United States was shocked and astounded when the country found out that President Obama had lost the entire contents of the US Treasury to Internet scam artists. "It was a really good deal, where I could double the entire Treasu...

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Big 10 College Football League to Add 12 More Teams

Funny story: Big 10 College Football League to Add 12 More Teams

Indianapolis, IN-The NCAA discussed the Big 10's request to add 12 more teams to the Big 10. With 14 teams presently in the Big 10, this would bring the total up to 26. "We long ago stopped having anywhere near ten teams, so as long as we are expa...

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Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

Funny story: Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...

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Space Exploration is waste of cash and time, says Nasa insider

A NASA Technician and Whistleblower has revealed that most Astronauts 'don't know shit about physics ' and only want to get to Outer Space to 'get laid', by 'easy, well-endowed female Martians, who put out'. The NASA Insider claims that ''Astrona...

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Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille

London, UK It was leaked by Buckingham Palace that the reason that no one knows where the Queen and Prince Philip are holidaying is that they wanted to go somewhere where Charles and Camilla can't locate them. "I don't want ONE MORE holiday ruined...

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Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Funny story: Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Scientists controlling the Rosetta Space Probe's landing on a huge comet were jubilant that the mission had succeeded this morning, but their joy turned to horror when the Orbiter Craft plunged into the comet and shifted it into a deadly collision co...

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Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Funny story: Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Buckingham Palace will be the venue for this year's Royal Christmas Eve Turkey Shoot. Prince Philip will fire a cannon to disturb 5000 turkeys, making them fly as easy targets across the special garden party arsenal of armed toffs. This year's...

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McDahmer's: The Newest Venture in Sustainable Living

Funny story: McDahmer's: The Newest Venture in Sustainable Living

OAK BROOK, IL - Mickey D's has announced its newest venture in sustainable living--or, as some foodies across the nation are calling it, "sustainable eating." The venture is called McDahmer's, and is named after the serial killer Jeffery Dahmer,...

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North Carolina, first state to approve hunting dems with dogs!

It was an almost carnival atmosphere this morning at the State House in Raleigh, North Carolina.Journalists from all over the world attended a press conference held by the House of Representatives to announce the passage of legislation approving the...

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Amazion Taking Christmas Orders For New Faster Than Light Game Console Computers

Funny story: Amazion Taking Christmas Orders For New Faster Than Light Game Console Computers

Heisenberg's quantum principles have been used to make the "Decahedral" processor chips in the new "faster than light" computers which will be available for Christmas. Predictably Britain's James Bond and the C.I.A. have ordered one each from Amazio...

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Cute Missy World 2014 contestants face compulsory sex tests

Funny story: Cute Missy World 2014 contestants face compulsory sex tests

London - "We've been asked to take off our undies and sit on a photocopier," a peeved Miss Australia said today, "to prove our gender without the rubber glove test." She and 99 other lovelies from all over the world are also being given the option...

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Get It While You Can: Burt Reynolds Sells Himself (Cheap!)

HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNICATE - Has-been "actor" Burt Reynolds, who has lived beyond his means for many years, is offering over 600 "personal items" to the highest bidder at an auction at the Palms Casino Resort in Sin City (a. k. a. "Las Vegas"). The...

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North Korean Dictator Punishes Stuffed Animal Photo Bombers

Funny story: North Korean Dictator Punishes Stuffed Animal Photo Bombers

Pynongyang, North Korea In a move to get the world to stop laughing at him after he was in a picture with stuffed animals fornicating in the background, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un gathered all the stuffed animals from the offending orphanage a...

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